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Actually, it looks more like a post-self-abuse-money-shot handprint. Y'know, those disturbing sorts of handprints one might find on the wall of a public bathroom stall.
(And if anyone reading this happens to be one of those phantom wall-wipers, for fuck's sake, use some toilet paper or fling it on the ceiling or something. Thank you.)
Ach! Quit the biching. It's only day 1. This place is a hive of activity. Of course folks are going a little mad. Check back in a week when the only posts will be abusive missives about bevets.