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19 May 2005

NSFW (text) Content Inside [More:]Fucking a Pussy by Rev. Sternodox

Bill loved to fuck a girl.
He wanted to fuck one right now.
He saw this girl.
He said, "I want to fuck."
The girl said, "I want to fuck, too."
Then they took all their clothes off.
Then he put his dick in her pussy.
They fucked for about two hours.
"Oh, God, you have a tight pussy."
"And you have a huge dick."
"I'm getting ready to cum!"
"I'm getting ready to cum, too!"
Then the man came in her pussy and she came too.
"Now give me a blow job," said the man.
"OK, I will," said the girl.
She put his dick in her mouth.
She sucked and sucked.
He came again right in her mouth.
"Now I will fuck you in the ass," said the man.
"OK," said the girl.
He stuck his dick in her asshole.
"Oh, God, it feels so good," said the girl.
"You are so fucking tight," said the man.
He came again in her asshole.
Just then a time warp appeared in the room where they were having
sex in. A giant dick-shaped alien came in and fucked the guy
in the butt but left the girl alone and she went insane because
of it. But the guy just died because the alien's dick was
about two thousand hundred feet long and twenty hundred feet
around and was made out of sandpaper, acid, metal spikes, and
atom bombs. Then the alien tried to fuck the girl too but
she died too because of the alien's dick. Then the alien
went out and got a hamburger but mustard was poison to the
alien and killed him and saved the earth but nobody knew
except the girl who served the hamburger but she got
killed in a car wreck and died too.

The End
Who says American literature is a dying art?!
posted by Jimbob 19 May | 18:52
And then i found five dollars...
posted by Schyler523 19 May | 18:52
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posted by Doohickie 19 May | 18:54
Ah, so that's where it's from. It's still good, but I must say, Mr. Bucket, your use of it here was particularly elegant and much funnier.

Here, it just seems discordant.

Or perhaps Erisian.
posted by gramschmidt 19 May | 18:56
Weren't the Erisians those alien brain guys that created the Lensmen?
posted by unreason 19 May | 19:34
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
posted by loquacious 19 May | 19:44
I don't WANT to be exposed to anus!
posted by matteo 19 May | 20:07
OK, this is disgusting. I am taking you to MetaMetaChat.

*looks for link*

Oh.

Carry on.
posted by dg 19 May | 20:31
this is why we can't have nice things.
posted by madamjujujive 19 May | 22:38
I don't know about you, but I've got nice things.
posted by Doohickie 20 May | 09:06
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