Viachicago is totally awesome. Yes, she is from Chicago (well, the suburbs) and is a Cubs fan, like all good Chicagoans.
The South Side of viachicago is the baddest part of town.
You can often find viachicago on IRC in the late hours of the evening. If you are too lazy to type all ten letters of her name, you can call her via. She will probably make fun of you, unless she likes you, in which case she will make fun of you a lot. Via is quite witty and fun to talk to.
Viachicago is pretty much the coolest person you could ever hope to meet. She loves sharks, kites, shark kites, puppies, ER, chocolate chip cookies, Wilco, and Lake Michigan. She could probably kick your ass in a fight if she had to. So don't go starting anything.
"Man, I so totally started something with Viachicago, and let me tell you man, she's fierce! She jumped on me and knocked me around something awful."
- Boo Boo the Hippo, Chicago Zoo, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, IL