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Thanks to the good people at Bristol-Myers Squibb, Slack-a-gogo contains no straight edges, is auto-regulating, and laughs at pictures of dogs and cats pooing. According to the Harry Truman Presidential library, the old baseball adage "Hit em where they ain't" was created for a young Slack by the William Morris agency. In the event of an emergency, Slack will not push, but he might pull. After several years of field research, Slack has verified the there is, in fact, no free lunch. Operators are standing by.