User:Jessamyn

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Contents 1 Jessamyn knows where all the bodies are buried. 2 Jessamyn strikes fear in the hearts of men. 3 Requests to visit with HRH Jessamyn require that the visitor in question wear white tie formal wear and provide a sacrifice of 50 MeFi n00bs. 4 Jessamyn killed a man who posted a Chatfilter question, just to vet scarabic's famous answer. 5 Jessamyn bravely meets the uncooked-poultry-pornography needs of the MeFi community. 6 Jessamyn is the love child of a supermodel vampire and a secret agent warlock.

Jessamyn knows where all the bodies are buried.

Jessamyn strikes fear in the hearts of men.

Requests to visit with HRH Jessamyn require that the visitor in question wear white tie formal wear and provide a sacrifice of 50 MeFi n00bs.

Jessamyn killed a man who posted a Chatfilter question, just to vet scarabic's famous answer.

Jessamyn bravely meets the uncooked-poultry-pornography needs of the MeFi community.

Jessamyn is the love child of a supermodel vampire and a secret agent warlock.