JanetLand lives in Maine and suffers terribly from the cold. She copes by piling on cats and eating vegetarian Cincinnati Chili. In the daytime she works as a humble proofreader. At night she drinks wine and then goes to sleep. JanetLand knows more about the Miss America Pageant and the Lawrence Welk Show than the average person. She has a crush on Tim Considine, circa 1963.