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Metafilter: Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Metafilter: Leave the good china locked up.
Metafilter: The content is mostly irrelevant.
Metafilter: I have these red bumps on my nether regions and I think it might be quonsar.
Metafilter: what da fuck is a metafilter?
Metafilter: The Best of the Web.
Metafilter: This is, amazingly, somehow even gayer than my MeTa thread.
Metafilter: Louder words speak actions.
Metafilter: We screw in lightbulbs
Metafilter: There is nothing worse on MeFi than you
Metafilter: insane shit about homosexuality, feminism, jerry lewis, rain man, horse cocks
Metafilter: nuttier than squirrel shit
Metafilter: like flirtatious banter.
Metafilter: But not as funny as ArrDev.
Metafilter: Best Online Relationship With A Minor EVER
Metafilter: That bunny thing was awesome.
Metafilter: I can't even comprehend!
Metafilter: no. wait.
Metafilter: hot or not?
Metafilter: It's all masturbation.
Metafilter: people making comments directed at other personalities instead of the post topic or issues surrounding it. Worse than that is posting about someone else and making some crack about how you expect them to act, in hopes they rise to the predictable bait.
Metafilter: The baby that shit through her diaper.
Metafilter: it's too CrystalBallFilter for AskMe.
Metafilter: Jerks.
Metafilter: the signal to noise ratio is too high.
Metafilter: Best of the leftovers.
Metafilter: Anus has deliberately cocked up the HTML
Metafilter: When a poster replies to his own post, would it be possible to mark it as such, such as starting out the post with "Poster: , or maybe each poster could do this manually to make the thread more readable. Just an idea.
Metafilter: I'm actually Mexican.
Metafilter: Please turn yourself into the authorities for processing.
Metafilter: I'm just grateful this thread is almost over.
Metafilter: It's truly voracious.
Metafilter: Too many ass buttons, not enough lick buttons.
Metafilter: Don't do it, but if you're going to do it, use protection.
Metafilter: Go fuck yourself, (insert name here) you wordy, presumptuous, pretentious twat. I'm so tired of your bullshit, honestly.
Metafilter: Licking the spaceman, and other unsavory things.
Metafilter: Complete assholes and right-wingers RULE!
Metafilter: The Predatory Evil Within and Making Republicans Out of Democrats by The Dozens.
Metafilter: It's not what you really wrote.
Metafilter: Things That Are Batshit Insane
Metafilter: Can We Please Change The Taglines?
Metafilter: Now with more Meta!
Metafilter: Inaccessible to the overwhelming minority of users[ .
Metafilter: Heap of completely remarkable references.
Metafilter: The idea might refer to the Tiahuanaco's peaceful mission among the distant warrior cultures of Peru. According to the legend, however, evil people in short clothes came to the sacred lake and forced Viracocha to leave to north. On his departure they mocked and taunted him for his long robe and lenient disposition. Eventually, he had descended from the highlands to the coast and left over the ocean, promising to return some day.
Metafilter: I Differ From You Politically, Thus Your Dead Wife is Fair Game for Ridicule
Metafilter: This Ends Here
Metafilter: where links come to get clicked
Metafilter: Say My Name, Bitch!
Metafilter: Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket.
Metafilter: Googling riviera a handful of times in the past six months
Metafilter: You stupid hicks! Why didn't you tell me you don't like classical music!?
Metafilter: Googling WarBaby to Further a Vendetta, but Chastising Others for Same (Actually I Eat Tapes [ signed it, sealed it, and delivered it best)
Metafilter: My god, it's full of retards
Metafilter: Please punctuate interrobang.
Metafilter: They made me change my tagline.
Metafilter: Come for our links, stay for our trolls!
Metafilter: Shitcock
Metafilter: CFQuery Error "cf_Tagline
Metafilter: It must be raining outside.
Metafilter: beyond the fourth Standard Deviation
Metafilter: Like a text Goatse.
Metafilter: Double the posts and half the double posts
Metafilter: URLegant
Metafilter: httpeeved
Metafilter: When you expose an Internet sex hoax, there are going to be consequences.
Metafilter: I'm just sitting here hitting refresh
Metafilter: i bet tomorrows post all suck shit.
Metafilter: It rocks.
Metafilter: Thanks for messing with my mind, fucktards.
Metafilter: Sucking the Corporate Cock" yet? If not, people are clearly falling down on the job.
Metafilter: Sucking the Corporate Cock. ("O Absalom, Absalom!")
Metafilter: The bar is already set pretty low.
Metafilter: Promoting tolerance unless you're talking about something we think is stupid, dammit.
Metafilter: I laughed. I cried. It was better than a hundred guys coming on my face. I'll do it again and again.
Metafilter: This answer, does it illuminate?
Metafilter: It makes me crazy!
Metafilter: On second thought, I think I'll just wipe the server of everything referring to the post
Metafilter: Thanks for being fun and not at all creepy!
Metafilter: harshin' my mellow  ; >
Metafilter: Something more than an infantile masturbatory impulse.
Metafilter: no good can come of a thread like this
Metafilter: It's a big ball of problems apart from one user with question marks.
Metafilter: caffiene is my puss--great username!
Metafilter: I’ve seen my pussy take down many a big dog.
Metafilter: This post, it vibrates?
Metafilter: In hindsight, I should have posted this under a different account.
Metafilter: Consider that you are mixing up being smart with being 'geeky'.
Metafilter: I Eat I EAT TAPES
Metafilter: Were my impulse control as strong as my self-regard, it would be a better place.
Metafilter: Like MSN Filter, but with more "eta" and less "SN.
Metafilter: I feel like a bit of a dope now :)
Metafilter: Not even in its own spell-checker
Metafilter: This is why we can't have nice things
Metafilter: Drubk posting is cool.
Metafilter: Roger Me Insensible
Metafilter: I'm just sayin'
Metafilter: When you MetaFilter, you make a Meta out of Phil and Ter.
Metafilter: Just happened. Could be a gas line - at this point, no one knows.
Metafilter: Just happened. Could be a gas line - at this point, no one knows.
Metafilter: Threads never develop as hoped.
Metafilter: August 19, 2005
Metafilter: Something more than an infantile masturbatory impulse.
Metafilter: No good can come of a thread like this.
Metafilter: Flag it and move on...
Metafilter: It's a big ball of problems apart from one user with question marks.
Metafilter: This post, it vibrates?
Metafilter: In hindsight, I should have posted this under a different account.
Metafilter: Consider that you are mixing up being smart with being 'geeky'.
Metafilter: I Eat I EAT TAPES
Metafilter: Were my impulse control as strong as my self-regard, it would be a better place.
Metafilter: Like MSN Filter, but with more "eta" and less "SN.
Metafilter: I feel like a bit of a dope now :)
Metafilter: Not even in its own spell-checker
Metafilter: This is why we can't have nice things
Metafilter: Drubk posting is cool.
Metafilter: Roger Me Insensible [cite]
Metafilter: I'm just sayin'
Metafilter: When you MetaFilter, you make a Meta out of Phil and Ter.
Metafilter: Just happened. Could be a gas line - at this point, no one knows.
Metafilter: Threads never develop as hoped.
Metafilter: Ultra-focused on pixelate(d) titties.
Metafilter: useless without computer-generated polygon-genitalia pics!
Metafilter: Your horny puppy notwithstanding
Metafilter: like fucking a wet Wilford Brimley!
Metafilter: Go eat a bucket full of cocks.
Metafilter: I don't know what I'd do without that mesmerizing backside.
Metafilter: I'd be getting my shit packed about now. ; >
Metafilter: Wait, I don't understand anymore.
Metafilter: self-validation through minutiae.
Metafilter: Nobody gets laid, and people are dying to get their periods.
Metafilter: The (half)vastness of history.
Metafilter: Repeating ourselves since junir high (or at least gramschmidt is).
Metafilter: The one that made me spit out my soda.
Metafilter: Nope, never. There are always more.
Metafilter: it's when something's been closed, and you still have a textarea open to it.
Metafilter: If you haven't noticed all the other posts actually lead to some content worth reading and talking about, I don't know what to tell you.
Metafilter: I feel like a bit of a dope now :)
Metafilter: a. reasonably interesting and b. well supported with lots of links
Metafilter: Because this is the only thing on MetaTalk Matt hasn't closed.
Metafilter: made from found items.
Metafilter: hilarious and sometimes tragic results.
Metafilter: Hilarious, in a morbid sort of way.
Metafilter: pulls a John Stewart.
Metafilter: Masters of Deception
Metafilter: No mere slap on the wrist
Metafilter: a little like Nebuchadnezzar, a little like Antiochus Epiphanes, a little like Nero or Diocletian, and a little like Victor von Doom.
Metafilter: you're a frikkin' pansy.
Metafilter: HELP!
Metafilter: Can't
Metafilter: Stop!
Metafilter: Not to derail, but...
Metafilter: The Golden Age ended the day before you joined.
[ Metafilter: Something more tha... Metafilter: Bea Arthur is teh HOTT!!!
Metafilter: There had to have been a better way of making the point than that.
Metafilter: A further ironic statement parodying the notion that earnestness can ever possibly be achieved in contemporary society.
Metafilter: words.
Metafilter: As if there's a single can of genuine whoop-ass in this House of Geek
Metafilter: The trick is not thinking so hard
Metafilter: tagline reply It stays that way by having standards, and a strong hand or two on the rudder. Obviously, enduring the usual snarky banter is part of the deal, and part of the fun. Insults, polemics, and sarcasm can be valuable seasoning for reasoned debate. Threats of physical harm cannot, even if they are registered in insulting, polemical, or sarcastic tones. That way lies trouble and oppression. There's a very bright line, sections of which are enshrined in law, and others in longstanding conventions for civil discourse here and in general, that is simply not hard to see. The point of the "book" I wrote in the presidential thread was that observing this line makes us more rather than less free. We don't need to parse rules like "no physical threats" too finely. They are self-evident.]
Metafilter: Please don't feel the trolls.
Metafilter: sifting through large volumes of data looking for something of interest.
Metafilter: I posted a smartass answer in this thread.
Metafilter: it's possible my sense of humor is too dry for many.
Metafilter: keeping as many liberal and pacifist a-holes inside, so they do the least amount of damage possible in the real world
Metafilter: the way we were all assholes and cowards.
Metafilter: I am clearly far, far more of an attention whore.
Metafilter: We Eat Our Own.
Metafilter: Please go and talk to you cat.
Metafilter: keeping those tired old memetic emetics fresh and steaming for the next generation.
Metafilter: slinging out blind generalizations about a community you've little or no participation in.
Metafilter: I don't understand: who are we trying to ban today?
Metafilter: We Are Happy To Serve You.
Metafilter: Shhhhh! First thing you know, I'm the New Orleans Harriet Tubman.
Metafilter: Come for the pretty links and fun, stay for the bitch garden!
Metafilter: seems genuinely indignant
Metafilter: Not worth bothering, ultimately, I guess.
Metafilter: Will make you ten minutes dumber for each five you spend reading.
Metafilter: you can't alter the quote in order to make a tagline, it has to remain intact.
Metafilter: I didn't bother reading the first 95% of this thread, but ...
Metafilter: Comparing the right wing to rapists
Metafilter: Toning down the rhetoric to keep this site sane.
Metafilter: Barbara Bush insults Katrina survivors" _blank>80 Barbara Bush insults Katrina survivors</p>
Metafilter: amazing postmodern deconstructive whizz-bang presentation.
Metafilter: This is not academia. I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over it.
Metafilter: It's like Springerâ„¢ only with bigger words!
Metafilter: Whatever, commence with the pile on.
Metafilter: while you ponder these oh so weighty questions they sit and suffer
Metafilter: get a life and get to work on something that matters
Metafilter: Assume every link is NSFW.
Metafilter: I totally don't know what I'm talking about.
Metafilter: Tagline in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Metafilter: People should shut the fuck up.
Metafilter: this undignified pissing match
Metafilter: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to enjoy some milk and swastikookies.
Metafilter: So, now what?
Metafilter: really mean, but really funny
Metafilter: Elevating the Bitchslap to the level of Compassionate Cruelty.
Metafilter: the only thing separating us from the animals
Metafilter: tagline creation commence.
Metafilter: I mean, compared to him, you're practically Richard Simmons.
Metafilter: That arrogance? You're soaking in it!
Metafilter: a moratorium on dickishness.
Metafilter: Yer an idiot, No, your an idiot, No, you'er an idiot. No, u.r. an idiot. No, urine idiot. No, urea idiot.
Metafilter: who could possibly 1 of 10 site visitor's who wasn't somehow associated with the site
Metafilter: subtle link spam at work
Metafilter: Just to be clear, I don't want you to die.
Metafilter: The jaunty dab at the top of the coilpile.
Metafilter: It's Like Being Handed a Mint At The Gates of Hell.
Metafilter: it's just that that joke never gets old.
Metafilter: What, are you too dumb to evaluate sources?
Metafilter: making a tag line out of every single line etc,
Metafilter: There must be a pony in here somewhere!
Metafilter: strangely tasty?
Metafilter: I do
Metafilter: posted by racist dunk-tank clown at ...
Metafilter: It's all about our water and our hurricanes and our invasions.
Metafilter: Ike the what your doing in Iraq.
Metafilter: I know. I know. it's another meta tag line. leave me alone. I never do them.
Metafilter: so-good-you-punched-your-mother-in-the-face
Metafilter: Strange Superlaxative
Metafilter: So good you'll punch Todd Lokken in the face. Todd Lokken.
Metafilter: You Know What
Metafilter: Arguments of dubious value.
Metafilter: Baby I love you like I love my dick size
Metafilter: FWEET!
Metafilter: trolls and idiots running rampant through every damn thread!
Metafilter: The Best of the Web.
Metafilter: The snark used to be a flavoring, now it's the main dish.
Metafilter: Suck it, haters.
Metafilter: it was bigger in preview.
Metafilter: This is exactly why I hate all of you.
Metafilter: Try not to take it too personally
Metafilter: Dying to burn a newbie
Metafilter: Not if you like getting attacked by bees.
Metafilter: like getting attacked by bees
Metafilter: Kept alive by the feeding tube of snark.
Metafilter: Sorry. I hate the taglines, too.
Metafilter: Sorry, I meant the parking lot.
Metafilter: Love it or leave it just ignore all the parts of it you don't love.
Metafilter: Most of the Web! Filter it yourself.
Metafilter: SUXX0r5 n3WZF1L73r!!!
Metafilter: just another such self-perpetuating panopticon of one-way mirrors and the opiate smoke of self-congratulation... lay[ing down and open[ing] all orifices to the well-greased PepsiBlue bottles of the arbiters of dialectic fashion]
Metafilter: Who's mas...
Metafilter: administrator hope me for great justice!
Metafilter: Who's Alex Reynolds and why does Rothko care?
Metafilter: The server just rubbed one out and is cleaning up in the sink.
Metafilter: I was out to lunch and couldn't restart till I got back.
Metafilter: bitching about the same old shit
Metafilter: doesn't approve of torture" = "leftist
Metafilter: You are quite free to disagree if you don't mind the title of "fuckwit" that comes with it.
Metafilter: Can I have my 5 bucks back now please?
Metafilter: Hypocrite HQ
Metafilter: I might as well be commenting on Fark
Metafilter: Don't be a dick, Alex.
Metafilter: nothing more than regurgitation of facts that could probably be gained much better elsewhere on the internet
Metafilter: This is the apology thread, make of it what you will.
Metafilter: Opposite of King-Of-The-Shitpile?
Metafilter: Goddammit, just get your own blog already.
Metafilter: Let's define our terms you predictable Zionist prick.
Metafilter: The world's most pressing human rights issue.
Metafilter: You just don't get it, do you?
Metafilter: A Competition of Assholes.
Metafilter: When exactly was the last FPP here that was critical of Israeli Zionism?
Metafilter: It might be best if you don't make that post.
Metafilter: Stubborn and crazy, but with a soft juicy centre.
Metafilter: stupid unfunny tagline etc
Metafilter: your problem, not mine
Metafilter: We should all knock it off
Metafilter: we should have sex
Metafilter: Go flag yourself
Metafilter: I'm far enough away to not get hit.
Metafilter: I'm far enough away to not get hit is very appropriate and made me laugh. Nice one loquacious.
Metafilter: *wriggles excitedly, pees self*
Metafilter: Did i ever mention how much I hate spelling and proofreading?
Metafilter: Suck it haters, try finding that with your precious Google!
Metafilter: Entirely unnecessary, although it will surely be entertaining.
Metafilter: i have not read the comments nor do i want to
Metafilter: Xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx.
Metafilter: what a pain in the ass it must be at times...
Metafilter: people saying the same things over and over again and a whole lot of off-topic blather
Metafilter: I fail to see how you could have misread that comment so blatantly.
Metafilter: It's like a filibuster of crap.)
Metafilter: Boing-Boing you ho, you wanna do somethin' about it?
Metafilter: exaggerated to the point that it makes no point.
Metafilter: Multiplayer Notepad.
Metafilter: Never go on the defensive when you can go apeshit instead.
Metafilter: Now, where did I put that BUCKET OF COCKS?!
Metafilter: it we outlaw dildos, only dildos will have outlaws.
Metafilter: Logs go nuts.
Metafilter: Nuts, Logs, we've got it all.
Metafilter: I defy anyone to tell me something that's not okay with horse sodomy videos.
Metafilter: Was all the axe-grinding in this thread really necessary?
Metafilter: Sorry I was kind of reactionary there.
Metafilter: Righteously Clenched
Metafilter: LOL fuck you in the eye
Metafilter: Gentleman's Club? Gently, man clubbed.
Metafilter: the whole thing is rather moot.
Metafilter: the actual whorehouse website.
Metafilter: This place is about to be raped.
Metafilter: teh
Metafilter: doesn't even resolve anymore.
Metafilter: This place is about to be raped. - Godbert
Metafilter: Stupid, pointless pictures.")
Metafilter: [insert some rather trite but puke inducing phrase or whacked out bullshit- here.']
Metafilter: insert some rather trite but puke-inducing phrase or whacked-out bullshit here.
Metafilter: Maybe it's about time to stomp all over people.
Metafilter: Somebody rub mathowie's shoulders
Metafilter: Thanks for making this thread about my vagina
Metafilter: the guidelines say "discussion etc, etc, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, discussion, etc
Metafilter: a big ugly string of alphanumerics and such
Metafilter: A wank, showing how l33t you are.
Metafilter: people who are devoid of humour can join in with the group and do little more than repeat the phrases
Metafilter: XXXX" jokes, despite how many of them are bad. Which leads to:
Metafilter: if we banned people for making the same stupid jokes over and over, we'd have to ban most everyone
Metafilter: [look at me im so lame so i'll reiterate someone else's prior comment and appropriate it into an unimatinative tagline right here]
Metafilter: thing far more annoying than the overlords thing.
Metafilter: you can be a twat about that if you want, overlords.
Metafilter: thing far more annoying than the overlords thing
Metafilter: blah blah blah" interesting or funny at all. I just don't why something which has been posted a hundred times before is funny or clever. Don't people realize cliches are tedious to read?
Metafilter: GOD I HATE THAT!
Metafilter: [tagline.]
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.
Metafilter: Spit in your mother's face.
Metafilter: Gimme My Fucking Pony!
Metafilter: Thanks for finally getting off your fat ass and getting me the pony I demanded months ago, but now I want a Palomino instead of the black one; could you suck any worse you bullshit pusher?!
Metafilter: unlike you i was not banned from the place for being such a long winded douche bag
Metafilter: Sloppy rhetoric or shrill whining?
Metafilter: WTF is going on here? Does anyone know? Seriously.
Metafilter: achieving the posture of an Atlantic or Harper's.
Metafilter: bottomless, unquenchable curiosity about the world.
Metafilter: smart, avid, leanly written
Metafilter: likably lefty
Metafilter: No votes. Just snark.
Metafilter: jonmc's thorax is hella hawt!
Metafilter: I am wasting my time, obviously.
Metafilter: big balled demonstration of minimal brains
Metafilter: Ejaculating Anywhere But Into The Trash Can
Metafilter: The Home Game". And is SchweppsGirl on the list or not? How about Carlos what's his name? Are we shocked by a user running multiple accounts only when it's not common knowledge?
Metafilter: $5 Bob!bies,
Metafilter: Agitated Vegan Haggis
Metafilter: little islands of nerds all clutching their bunches of flowers and books of love poetry in Klingon.
Metafilter: We are all potential trolls. It's just a question of free time.
Metafilter: i heard davy was a cock-muppet
Metafilter: I think I am far more correct
Metafilter: Try to digging deeper.
Metafilter: a "bottomless, unquenchable curiosity about the world.
Metafilter: Refreshing, like a pug and honey smoothie
Metafilter: Having to actually mouseover to find out is just too strenuous.
Metafilter: Shwacking the taglines entirely
Metafilter: cocks dicks shit fuck nippletits!
Metafilter: cocks dicks shit fuck nippletits!'
Metafilter: i raped your wife btw
Metafilter: Projects is a project that I would vote for. Now I just have to decide which part of my life to abandon in order to provide the necessary amount of free time to read Metafilter, Ask Metafilter, MetaTalk and Projects every day.
Metafilter: lifting their unfortunate peers out of the throes of stupidity
Metafilter: Hold the mushrooms.
Metafilter: All in all a fairly vanilla affair. What the heck is the/your problem?
Metafilter: bigger, stronger geeks
Metafilter: We're snarky even when we're not drunk!
Metafilter: Spamming random bitch notes.
Metafilter: Plotting The Slow, Painful Death of People Who Keep Posting Stupid Taglines.
Metafilter: I'd like to introduce a policy of introducing no more policies.
Metafilter: An Endless Litany of Taglines...
Metafilter: People Who Keep Posting
Metafilter: and by extension, the world
Metafilter: It's like adding a laser to Tetris.
Metafilter: 26,000 dip-sticks imploding
Metafilter: a weekly short writing contest every Friday.
Metafilter: Maybe we should get you a little badge and hat.
Metafilter: Because I'm bored
Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?
Metafilter: What YOU think is stupid and annoying.
Metafilter: Taglines are stupid and annoying
Metafilter: We all see that cheer tag coming, don't even think about it.
Metafilter: Never insert your opinion anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck.
Metafilter: Where if you say you are bored, domeone posts about masterbation.
Metafilter: don't post to metatalk just becausw domeone's bored.
Metafilter: taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
Metafilter: What do YOU think is stupid and annoying?
Metafilter: a routine that involves hanging 45 pounds of weight from [our members for up to seven hours at a time]
Metafilter: This thread makes me hate every motherfucking one you
Metafilter: At last, business is entered by heavy artillery.
Metafilter: said by Ibn Khallikan (13th century biographer) to have been seized by an invisible monster in broad daylight and devoured horribly before a large number of fright-frozen witnesses.
Metafilter: anything phallic of mine would've blocked the entire shot out the entire sun
Metafilter: I feel a Venn diagram coming on.
Metafilter: the cocktail party from hell. Well, someone had to do it!
Metafilter: someone suggesting that a bare, AIDS-infected penis be rammed into rectum repeatedly as some sort of punishment for my political views.
Metafilter: Common Fucking Courtesy.
Metafilter: Look at me when I'm helping you!
Metafilter: poop via poop posted by poop
Metafilter: hundreds of innocent bystanders will be drenched in the misty remnants of your head.
Metafilter: the user name and user id are posted to a MetaFilter page; the transmitted url is just the url of that page. Nothing is transmitted that isn't publicly posted, except the IP address. As noted above, it's impossible not to transmit the IP address.
Metafilter: but at least you know it's me
Metafilter: You can drop the act.
Metafilter: Nailing everyone to trees.
Metafilter: (insert quip here)" 's from the site that are found in so many posts. It'd be fun just to have them all, particularly out of context of the original thread. Then maybe another clever person could make a little randomizer java applet or firefox widget to make them appear on the top of the blue. That'd be nifty.
Metafilter: It breaks my mind.
Metafilter: Mushroom! Mushroom!
Metafilter: (insert quip here)" 's from the site that are found in so many posts.
Metafilter: particularly out of context
Metafilter: there's no ejaculation involved
Metafilter: Hands-Free Self-Propelled Pleasure
Metafilter: It's completely sphincter operated!
Metafilter: Uncomfortable but highly entertaining.
Metafilter: You can also just put it on your mantle piece and call it modern art.
Metafilter: My employer has to tolerate it in the workplace.
Metafilter: I tried to post this before, but JRun ate it.
Metafilter: Stimulating the male G-spot.
Metafilter: loading Java applet" would simulate the experience quite well.
Metafilter: You know what someone more clever than me should do?
Metafilter: hottt with three t's
Metafilter: Dressed up in an artistic sausage casing.
Metafilter: I Retract My Snark
Metafilter: Take it from one of the little guys.
Metafilter: No bullshit goes unchallenged, and something reasonable usually comes out in the wash.
Metafilter: taglines, because it's "cool".
Metafilter: taglines just because it's "cool".
Metafilter: Thanks for the exposure!
Metafilter: you're not special, you clique of moderatists
Metafilter: Somebody quote me
Metafilter: get your joke in and still contribute something useful.
Metafilter: A large colony of ass-cooties.
Metafilter: now with Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Metafilter: fucking wants his head buried in sand, and wants the sand supplied as well.
Metafilter: subject', 'I for one welcome our ... subject', etc. comments?
Metafilter: Bamboozling the Laity with Fart Dust and a Sprinkle of Latin!
Metafilter: I'm a genetic dissenter.
Metafilter: the polaroids have booze all over them
Metafilter: mob rule and groupthink since 1999
Metafilter: foo bar baz faz" and rendres it into the logo randomly on the fly?
Metafilter: You've been naughty, so here's the scoop: all you get for christmas is reindeer poop.
Metafilter: Sweet Jesus doesn’t know what he's talking about; God, take a step away from the computer for a few hours.
Metafilter: perhaps we could get some clarification, or fixing of the rules.
Metafilter: Jo jo jo ooo.
Metafilter: Jo jo jo ooo. I am the elephant.
Metafilter: ZIP Code Jihad.
Metafilter: the new black
Metafilter: Your OS sucks
Metafilter: now with a thousand quonsar and jonmc wannabes.
Metafilter: a public meeting space that prides itself on civil, topical conversation
Metafilter: Just because Jess closed the thread before I could reply doesn't mean that the point didn't need to be made.
Metafilter: stupid in-joke jackassery by people who have no self-control
Metafilter: I think crunchland has a good point
Metafilter: snrrgghhx... huh?
Metafilter: playing a game of "gotcha!
Metafilter: WAND! (We Are Not Doctors!) Read any medical self-treatment threads and follow their recommendations at your own risk! (IANAL)
Metafilter: It's all matt's fault
Metafilter: A parallel universe where a parallel me gives a shit what a parallel you thinks
Metafilter: For the 50 millionth nippleclamping time.
Metafilter: You're kinda missing the point.
Metafilter: Shoot me now.
Metafilter: Ask Mr. T
Metafilter: I have no idea, ask Prince.
Metafilter: it was amberglow by a huge margin.
Metafilter: I had better to to bed now.
Metafilter: a herpetic sore on the lip of Metafilter
Metafilter: Kloppen kop on vant.
Metafilter: pissed and slightly baffled
Metafilter: Five-Dollar Whore
Metafilter: Too Cool for Me
Metafilter: No Blogrrls allowed
Metafilter: Quit promoting your experience as if it means anything to me
Metafilter:" but I can't remember and can't read thru all the old MeTas and am afraid to ask. Finding tags on AskMe, well, there's a link that says "all tags used to date" but then it leads to the top 150 and I don't want to ask because I'll get slapped down for not reading the MeTa post from 3 weeks ago that explained why this is. "Read the Wiki!" seems to be a common response, but for god's sake, the Wiki isn't even a PART of the site! Why isn't there a FAQ right here, easily accessible? (And now I can't even find a link to it from the blue so there's that).
Metafilter: big flaming admin logos
Metafilter: A lot of really clever assholes (to overcome)" tagline. Because people with nothing to say love beating that horse to death too.)
Metafilter: People with nothing to say and who love beating that horse to death too
Metafilter: Yellow auto repair cartoon guy
Metafilter: I, for one, welcome our new _____Filter overlords.
Metafilter: Don't get bogged down with the crap.
Metafilter: Tip of the Hat to Timecube Dude. Wag of the Finger to UFO Dude.
Metafilter: Must-See HTTP
Metafilter: Better than Yahoo comment boards.
Metafilter: I'm not precisely sure what you're referring to, so I'll just blather on a bit about something related, perhaps, because I'm all coffeed up.
Metafilter: Fathoms of snark.
Metafilter: we're just shumcks on the internet
Metafilter: I don't think the admins suck too much.
Metafilter: test (9) apple (5) cars (4) networking (4) accounting (3) baby (3) diy (3) gifts (3) hacks (3) music (3)
Metafilter: selfpolicing
Metafilter: Self-policed by jack-booted thugs
Metafilter: It's not just an adventure - it's a job! Be everyone you can be! A roster of 1000, an army of 1.
Metafilter: there's not really a place for it here
Metafilter: Sorta web2.0 porn.
Metafilter: GET the LIFE!
Metafilter: get aids and die. tia
Metafilter: We'll Tell You What To Think.
Metafilter: a cage full of starving Rottweilers and indignant vegetarians
Metafilter: your only joy will be the sweet release of death
Metafilter: None. Harm done by deleting it: potentially lots.
Metafilter: Remixed. Not as useful for this purpose as a clickthrough counter would be, to be sure, but better than nothing.
Metafilter: You're not fooling me, not with that username.
Metafilter: don't tell mom about my tattoo
Metafilter: Ignore Anything Having To Do With Rothko.
Metafilter: monkey spankage!
Metafilter: a handful of assholes and a bucket of cocks
Metafilter: self-policing dios-policed since 2006.
Metafilter: BAD!
Metafilter: a fucking tuna sal(a)d potluck dinner
Metafilter: Oh and stop fucking whining already, you fucking whiner.
Metafilter: Fuck you all very much.
Metafilter: in front of that.
Metafilter: It could be a porn-bot.
Metafilter: The "P" in your pepper.
Metafilter: Everybody gets a jagged glass dildo.
Metafilter: The gift that keeps on giving I hate you and your agenda.
Metafilter: If it's dios, we'll bitch about it.
Metafilter: I can't believe I'm talking to you.
Metafilter: an exclusive club of tired old snarkmongers" in-joke reference "...</snall>
Metafilter: Free to those who can afford it. Prohibitively expensive to those who can't.
Metafilter: theater, fad dances, old erotica, alcohol, and weird LP covers.
Metafilter: As stupid as it appears.
Metafilter: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Metafilter: We experienced the Second Coming.
Metafilter: 30 seconds of brilliant and then three additional minutes of shut the fuck up.
Metafilter: Order maintainance policing since 1999.
Metafilter: I had this Interbutt thing figured out.
Metafilter: fuck those guys, and fuck him, too.
Metafilter: not a laughing matter
Metafilter: Welcome to Metafilter!
Metafilter: Please enter your bio here:
Metafilter: . . . What? Are you okay?
Metafilter: make sure your post includes at one question mark. It's not hard. You can do it.
Metafilter: BIG BUSTY BOOBS! (.)(.)
Metafilter: a bunch of silly, angry potheads
Metafilter: You deleted them? You DELETED them? Well I hope you are REAL proud of yourself. Think about what you just did.
Metafilter: Just a slave to the whims of a miniscule minority.
Metafilter: more addictive than pot.
Metafilter: a miniscule minority of 20 something self-absorbed, potsmoking, divorce victim lackies
Metafilter: delete my account.
Metafilter: Fuck They!
Metafilter: Pissed and Slightly Baffled
Metafilter: There's valuable gold in the poop they fling.
Metafilter: Now with Dots....
Metafilter: I majored in Women's Studies so what do I know.
Metafilter: get your free beers for AA tokens!
Metafilter: Snarky, mean people- to a fault.
Metafilter: xxxxxx" as well.
Metafilter: We're all just pretty much trying to help each other lead happy lives.
Metafilter: That's no well!
Metafilter: lucky mucky fucking suckers from Kentucky with a plucky ducky coming in a trucky driven by a shmuck that struck a buck to the strains of Gluck and made it yucky
Metafilter: an extra Wikipedia link tossed in to diddle the mods
Metafilter: a bunch of intolerant cunts that depress me every time i return to this shithole.
Metafilter: conform, or eat shit and die.
Metafilter: Ever vigilant belligerent.
Metafilter: we should stop measuring our dicks.
Metafilter: you will need PC and internet connection!
Metafilter: The Best of The Best of the Web
Metafilter: I think you've all made your point. Let's move on.
Metafilter: A Slit-Like Introitus
Metafilter: Trying to institutionalize picayune pedantry.
Metafilter: Some kind of devil's-advocate-cum-contrarian-object-lesson-type-thing.
Metafilter: Unrealistic, pretentious and tiresome
Metafilter: A place to share "summary marks" of SCIENCE!
Metafilter: the thin blue line.
Metafilter: Their restraint lost the ensuing battle with their enthusiasm.
Metafilter: quite nutritive
Metafilter: (I'm inserted in this area here in Brazil too)
Metafilter: a warehouse for all your fear.
Metafilter: this is not what MetaFilter is for
Metafilter: a Skinnerian black box
Metafilter: built on an indian burial ground.
Metafilter: Bail out now before the bad spirits get you.
Metafilter: No, I'M the republican here!
Metafilter: let's all play Who Wants To Be Banned
Metafilter: we stick your name in a hate.
Metafilter: shonk-tastic interfaces (command-line or "web") and a monthly fee.
Metafilter: a recurring problem here at Metafilter.
Metafilter: Couldn't I just whine like a little schoolgirl due for a spanking a little more?
Metafilter: a recurring problem here at Metafilter.
Metafilter: ask for the 'happy ending'.
Metafilter: From 'have a nice day' to 'motherfucker' with no points inbetween.
Metafilter: The Movie I'm totally going to portray Mathowie as sitting on a giant bag with $ on it, or $$ instead of eyeballs, sitting on a recumbent bike.
Metafilter: The Album, though don't quote me on that.
Metafilter: The Album
Metafilter: The Musical.
Metafilter: The Album--I've been working on a project of which you ought to be a part.
Metafilter: I certainly did not flag that crap as fantastic.
Metafilter: No! We insist you leave it broken!
Metafilter: If this were a plane, we'd all be dead. It's that serious.
Metafilter: The Next Generation?
Metafilter: All in the Family
Metafilter: Bullshit.
Metafilter: Assume it lost all of its normal functioning years ago.
Metafilter: I am so fat and my posts suck.
Metafilter: (remember dios?)
Metafilter: dios, don't be a dick about it.
Metafilter: bring back the enormous cock please
Metafilter: The campfire that kindles our adolescent need for perverse mixtures of explosives, fire, falling off of things, pain, pancakes, and misconceptions about girls and sex. Sometimes people piss on the fire, but we're older now, and we don't need no stinkin' Scout Leader scrambling out after us like some kind of rabid, drunken badger tearing through a wet paper bag. Better to sleep through the stink, and be wiser in the morning. With apologies to loquacious.
Metafilter: Better to sleep through the stink, and be wiser in the morning.
Metafilter: with apologies
Metafilter: It's like Twin Peaks, only crazy!
Metafilter: Taking The Internet Too Seriously
Metafilter: the unexamined implicit assumption
Metafilter: titillating about angry librarians.
Metafilter: giggles, sound of men running in sandles
Metafilter: complain about dios and then whine about newsfilter and it'll push this horrid and offensive abortion down the list
Metafilter: god damn, I gotsta propogate this shit.
Metafilter: Folks paying Matt to work.
Metafilter: omg I'm so awesome!
Metafilter: It's not about the sex!
Metafilter: midget commies.
Metafilter: where's my five nines?
Metafilter: [no answer]
Metafilter: $5.00.
Metafilter: Why on earth would a bunch of people get together and conspire to post all this inane goblitygook?
Metafilter: I would greatly appreciate a break from that crap.
Metafilter: Almost instantly taglined witty remark.
Metafilter: Separating the wheatish skin-tones from the chaff.
Metafilter: The site typifies the worst of things.
Metafilter: Would probably work OK.
Metafilter: A forum to work out our intra-community issues.
Metafilter: At least 31 people gave a shit.
Metafilter: Make it rather long.
Metafilter: It's a festering cesspool.
Metafilter: you're totally high
Metafilter: Weird Dios Fetishism.
Metafilter: the lesbian asking the question is a girl
Metafilter: Accessory before the fact.
Metafilter: Canada is mad at me.
Metafilter: Music from Quonsar's pants
Metafilter: the Heroic Saga of the commons.
Metafilter: you're an asshole. stop posting things because you don't have anything worthwhile to say.
Metafilter: Respectful Discussions".
Metafilter: Fuck tolerance
Metafilter: even the jokes have teeth.
Metafilter: Don't hate be because I'm younger, prettier, and richer than you; hate me because you love to hate.