User:Safetyfork

From Wiki
Revision as of 16:46, 2 January 2006 by Safetyfork (Talk | contribs)

(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to: navigation, search

Safetyfork is the opposite of Deadlyfork.

A safetyfork alone will not save you from electrocution, but you might keep your eyes. Damn Your Eyes! says Deadlyfork.

Cork on a Fork is also a way to describe Safetyfork despite the actual lack of cork on the fork, but the lessening of the length of the forktooth or forkprong is what is being described.

Steve Martin has been seen with a Safetyfork, drooling.

In truth, Safetyfork is a sub-nickname of another nickname: Safetypup. I was christened Safetypup for my near OCD preoccupation with the personal safety of myself and others under otherwise normal conditions.

There really are deadlyforks in my home, to which I offer houseguests a choice of a safetyfork or a deadlyfork with their salad.

Location: Former home of Mae West and Pat Benatar. Latitude/Longitude: 40.728388, -73.945754

Metafilter member since: November 19, 2004 Metachat member since its inception! Slashdot 66856?: Never comments.

Retrieved from "http://metachat.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=User:Safetyfork&oldid=1734"