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Matildaben lives in Seattle.  Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on her willingness to shake it. She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love jonmc to dance to.  She takes no responsiblity for [[User:Lipstick Thespian | Lipstick Thespian]] joining Metachat.
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Matildaben lives in Seattle.  Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on whether the Booty is actually hers or was purchased off of E-bay. She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love jonmc to dance to.  She thinks very highly of [[User:Lipstick Thespian | Lipstick Thespian]] joining Metachat, and secretly longs to pinch his cheeks and bake him cookies.

Revision as of 00:29, 30 December 2005

Matildaben lives in Seattle. Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on whether the Booty is actually hers or was purchased off of E-bay. She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love jonmc to dance to. She thinks very highly of Lipstick Thespian joining Metachat, and secretly longs to pinch his cheeks and bake him cookies.