User:Jonmc

jonmc lives in Queens, New York. He likes the following things:

• flannel
• rock
• pickled eggs
• bars, particularly Antarctica and/or Manitoba's (& The Remote Sports Bar in Astoria).
• freinds [sic]
• Rachael Ray
• Divine Wino
• dame (sometimes)
• Richard Price
• The Dictators
• hugs
• Cheesehorns
• White Castle
• Pips
• Voluptuous women ("Only a dog wants a bone.")

He can be counted on to be talking about one of the previous things at any given time, for a very long time.

He's rumored to be made of Silly Putty, earning him the nickname "Stretch" or "Stretch-O."

Interestingly, jon has been known to magically appear in the irc room moments after booty, or old school punk rock is mentioned. It is believed that jon can be summoned thusly.