User:Jessamyn
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- 1 Jessamyn knows where all the bodies are buried.
- 2 Jessamyn strikes fear in the hearts of men.
- 3 Requests to visit with HRH Jessamyn require that the visitor in question wear white tie formal wear and provide a sacrifice of 50 MeFi n00bs.
- 4 Jessamyn killed a man who posted a Chatfilter question, just to watch him die.
- 5 Jessamyn bravely meets the uncooked-poultry-pornography needs of the MeFi community.
- 6 Jessamyn is the love child of a supermodel vampire and a secret agent warlock.
