MeFiTaglines2

Metafilter: A great hopeless situation warrior.
Metafilter: the one-stop for all your celebrity gossip!
Metafilter: the more we know, the less we know.
Metafilter: going around poking at lifeless things to see if they move.
Metafilter: Fuck you, elitist prick.
Metafilter: I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
Metafilter: We're window-peepers in a polymorphously perverse world.
Metafilter: Hell is other people.
Metafilter: People who've grown dissatisfied with their lives and constructed their own fantasy world.
Metafilter: It's bullshit on stilts.
Metafilter: viral advertising and wacky Japan, hence my grouchiness.
Metafilter: 30% discussion of the content of the post, 70% discussion of the merit of the post.
Metafilter: something that has become overly familiar or commonplace
Metafilter: D--n your Writing, Mind your Sh-t-ng.
Metafilter: *hearts* Suck.
Metafilter: I feel that you are stupid.
Metafilter: If the bikini clad woman gets stuck, just click and drag her.
Metafilter: randomly judging people to bolster our own pitiful sense of self-worth
Metafilter: we need more scruffy, shiftless layabouts, stat!
Metafilter: like making a filthy hospital to attract all the germs.
Metafilter: Drunk driving with the body of an underage Laotian boy in the trunk
Metafilter: I like people once they're dead.
Metafilter: American, or international?
Metafilter: Celebrating the deprecated method
Metafilter: What the hell are you on about, anus???
Metafilter: Amazing technology. I just think it's misapplied in this case.
Metafilter: The stick finally breached the colon wall.
Metafilter: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Metafilter: a routine that involves hanging 45 pounds of weight from [our
members for up to seven hours at a time]
Metafilter: Stay away from my cervix with that thing!
Metafilter: Blaming anybody but the Terrorists p.s. BushChimpHitlerPolPot!!!1
Metafilter: we don't know wtf we're talking about.
Metafilter: Now only one year behind Monkeyfilter
Metafilter: come to blows over a flavor enhancer.
Metafilter: Fixin' to fuck all'yall, I reckon, for making youse guys wait on me in this fresh hell.
Metafilter: I resent those crotchwaffles.
Metafilter: It tires me that we are still having this discussion.
Metafilter: A bigger hit than a can of silly string.
Metafilter: Any backstory here?"
Metafilter: Reading posts down here.
Metafilter: Whiskey! I require medical attention!
Metafilter: Big-ass joints. Big stereos.
Metafilter: I'd dip that whole thing in an egg batter, dust it with Progresso Italian bread crumbs, fry the shit out of it, and serve it all up with a nice chianti.
Metafilter: very flowery french BS
Metafilter: What are you, autistic? Cause, you know, if you are, you know, that's cool.
Metafilter: *zooms back in**zooms in too far**pulls back**blinks**reads thread again**looks at it yet again**blinks*“I really don’t see what you’re all going on about.”
Metafilter: Dan buro ubanka shege, ko ni da fun iya la iya re, otu nnegi.
Metafilter: do you have to be an offensive twat every time you write something?
Metafilter: Caution: contains foul language and political thought.
Metafilter: Championing the Idiot.
Metafilter: young and hip by proxy
Metafilter: partisan hack
Metafilter: Bullhorns or STFU.
Metafilter: Like fucking a wet Wilford Brimley.
Metafilter: Taking a peek under the peduncle.
Metafilter: Thread over.
Metafilter: Show up every day and listen to someone’s brother in law tell you how to do your job all ass backwards.
Metafilter: useless without computer-generated polygon-genitalia pics!
Metafilter: Ultra-focused on pixelate titties.
Metafilter: For fun or for prosimcreation.
Metafilter: Anyone have a link for clitoridectomies?
Metafilter: none of us are ever getting sex again.
Metafilter: I see gay porn on safari and no gay porn on firefox.
Metafilter: More bird flu news than you can shake a stick at!
Metafilter: The only time I've ever given above $5 has been a stripper.
Metafilter: ED209 gunning down an OCP VP.
Metafilter: Law for Law's Sake.
Metafilter: Who Said Irony is Dead?
Metafilter: The facts are less important ... than the chance to be pithy.
Metafilter: my outrage meter is barely moving on this one, but it ain't gonna happen any time soon.
Metafilter: slowly collapsing and expanding by brownian squirm
Metafilter: Why kill a blonde with big tits?
Metafilter: Just this side of retarded
Metafilter: Rev. Moon pwns
Metafilter: Wasn't sure if that was supposed to suck and I didn't get it, or whether it just sucked
Metafilter: Do not hit the monolith.
Metafilter: Do not take the room too literally....imagine it's in the fourth dimension.
Metafilter: Starchild of the internets.
Metafilter: 28% of web surfers that didn't actually see a series of really lame boxes
Metafilter: as in Hitler-bad or Skeletor-bad
Metafilter: If your aunt had a dick, she'd be your uncle.
Metafilter: The coffin like shape has not been lost on us.
Metafilter: Not a formal system, and therefore not necessarily incomplete or inconsistent.
Metafilter: quacking "I told you so"
Metafilter: The "Dude, I'm so hip" ethos is pretty worn out. Boring.
Metafilter: because this town lies a lot. thanks.
Metafilter: Your #1 source for grumbling curmudgeons with nothing better to do.
Metafilter: Where mocking dead strangers has become the best of the web!
Metafilter: It's like Yomango without the dancing and eating and stealing.
Metafilter: New to you since 1999
Metafilter: No talking penises were harmed in the making of this website.
Metafilter: metal will always beat meat.
Metafilter: Did you not like the movie or something?
Metafilter: It will shine!
Metafilter: We are a small group of probably the finest intellectuals alive today. Certainly, we have not heard of anyone living whose thoughts approach the clarity, depth and power of our own.
Metafilter: some sort of super drug that instantly turns you into a ravening meth zombie
Metafilter: a semi-autonomous zone of extraordinary deviancy.
Metafilter: unafraid of creating self-referential taglines
Metafilter: Congratulations on the impressive ability to hide your disdain for the rest of us most of the time.
Metafilter: Let's not call it prostitution, let's call it Applied Psychology.
Metafilter: Where the Urethra Meets the Subpoena
Metafilter: teams must at all times lose their shit and blame one another, and not know shit about fuck.
Metafilter: The Name Written in Blood
Metafilter: some days it's reassuring, some days it's absolutely destructive.
Metafilter: Good grief!
Metafilter: pretty inoffensive, compared to say, genocide.
Metafilter: Parentheses count increasing daily!
Metafilter: There can be more than one jerk. It's not a zero-sum situation.
Metafilter: These fucking symbols will be the death of us all.
Metafilter: I'm looking at you, Chris Carter.
Metafilter: Holy BALLS!
Metafilter: Take a break from email and Web surfing to send a real, paper letter
Metafilter: Like a quarrelling group of monkeys on a leaky boat, armed with sticks of dynamite.
Metafilter: Make way for dyklings  : >
Metafilter: completely misunderstanding the post and then making a sarcastic comment deriding it.
Metafilter: NOT WHAT NOFUNDY SAID!
Metafilter: where's your great FPP?
Metafilter: Your local middle school chess club, with meth and guns.
Metafilter: uncovering the sparkly, fabulous truth!
Metafilter: you get sex—with appliances and furniture if available too
Metafilter: If nothing else, this site is trolling you.
Metafilter: Playing with a vibrator.
Metafilter: Find and share the best of the web as it happens
Metafilter: an elephant pedaling his unicycle.
Metafilter: cradling a retarded baby
Metafilter: You wouldn't want to be a member.
Metafilter: You're all nuts.
Metafilter: we can't censor everything/everyone.
Metafilter: Look it up in Google.
Metafilter: No feet, no whisky.
Metafilter: Let's be honest with each other
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Metafilter: We I enjoy masturbating.
Metafilter: Sharing the joy of wanking.
Metafilter: Go out and contract gonorrhea and rub some of the pus in your eye.
Metafilter: in front of it and you're witty too! Woot!
Metafilter: worth $5 just for fenriq's accidentally self-referential snarks
Metafilter: is not a career. It's a relationship.
Metafilter: Vagina-friendly bacteria.
Metafilter: most of you in this post are a bunch of shitheads.
Metafilter: I can imagine rational arguments
Metafilter: I EAT BABIES.
Metafilter: Stop evolving as humans and start evolving as poindexters
Metafilter: Can we try just a little harder, please?
Metafilter: I'd say 12 percent goodness, 88 percent crapola.
Metafilter: insouciance may result.
Metafilter: Content with quotidian bullshit
Metafilter: Shooting downward leaving a contrail behind it.
Metafilter: 25,000 people a day urinating in a submarine.
Metafilter: Therefore, God exists.
Metafilter: "I'm into fashion. Judo fashion, like blackbelts."
Metafilter: You're not the only man at this fountain!
Metafilter: it's a Gödelian event horizon!
Metafilter: Hands-Free Self-Propelled Pleasure
Metafilter: It's completely sphincter operated!
Metafilter: It lacks concision.
Metafilter: there's no ejaculation involved
Metafilter: skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet
Metafilter: a first-hand account
Metafilter: See? You really will go blind.
Metafilter: a megaSlashdotFlamewar worth of suck.
Metafilter: a gaggle of fucking naysayers sits in the wings
Metafilter: I can't seem to keep my cats in sync...
Metafilter: If you would let me talk . . . !
Metafilter: making moose walk backwards
Metafilter: when exactly did Hell become a normal place?
Metafilter: Everyone's ugly when I have to pee.
Metafilter: hot and respectful. (sorry, too tempting to resist)
Metafilter: At least look like you're on the job.
Metafilter: !*"%@%$*%# Spicynuts it's not *$^*"*"%"^
Metafilter: No windmill untilted.
Metafilter: You see what you want to see, and you hear what you want to hear.
Metafilter: I weep at the horror of running low on ice cubes
Metafilter: Fucking photo-op!
Metafilter: YOU KNOW LESS THAN YOU THINK YOU DO
Metafilter: Don't forget to stop by MeTa for the obligatory flame-out!
Metafilter: United Together In Friendship and Labour.
Metafilter: let's boil the wolverines.
Metafilter: snarking like a bunch of useless buffoons
Metafilter: Wrapped in tin foil.
Metafilter: Not crazy insane whacky, just not expressible as a fraction.
Metafilter: Jumped the Fark.
Metafilter: Oh dear god and saints preserve us from the bereft of clue.
Metafilter: Are you sure you aren't talking about Whitney Houston?
Metafilter: fitter...happier...less productive
Metafilter: is there anything you can say on this site without someone bitching at you as if you're the fucking anti-christ?
Metafilter: Give me a Better Idiot.
Metafilter: More babies dead! USA! USA!
Metafilter: about as sexy as a Bill Gates lapdance.
Metafilter: this is nipple
Metafilter: At least you were unintentionally funny in your little rant.
Metafilter: Let those who ewnjoy iut DO SO!
Metafilter: You Wouldn't Understand
Metafilter: it ain't brain science
Metafilter: the bittersweet feeling of bittersweetness
Metafilter: Dude, You Got Caught
Metafilter: All your mean-spirited bullshit does not contribute anything
Metafilter: I misunderstood you cynicism for hatred, sorry...
Metafilter: trun on the playboy channel.
Metafilter: project their turgid thoughts in chicken scratch
Metafilter: Go f_ck yourself, Mr. Cheney!
Metafilter: Intelligence hasn't really been around long enough to have determined whether or not it is an advantageous quality
Metafilter: It is at this point where the beginnings of the terrible afflictions and blights on the human condition were cast into the shadow of evil.
Metafilter: no meaning except in so far as it signifies 'something not desirable'
Metafilter: I was pretending it was about something interesting.
Metafilter: Meh is the new bleat.
Metafilter: petty, rush-limbaugh territory and i think it undermines one's larger argument.
Metafilter: I gnash my teeth and moan and wail.
Metafilter: Increasing numbers of whiners.
Metafilter: Just speculating...
Metafilter: 40kg Marshmallows, 3g Sodium Penthathol
Metafilter: a similar same gut-wrenching discovery
Metafilter: Best of Fark
Metafilter: Use no reproachful language against any one; neither curse nor revile.
Metafilter: Play not the peacock
Metafilter: talk not with meat in your mouth.
Metafilter: sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition
Metafilter: Politicians are gaming the system.
Metafilter: And the maggots just keep on breeding in your bum.
Metafilter: Forgive me for being distracted by bright shiny websites.
Metafilter: this is not cool, this is yawn.
Metafilter: Cunty, Murderous
Metafilter: 'These people were going to die anyway'
Metafilter: Embrace the Barbarian Within
Metafilter: As long as people must have Internet access in order to participate, the sample will remain culturally biased.
Metafilter: A wee man league, with trampolines and flaming hoops.
Metafilter: for the broadminded audience.
Metafilter: Words MEAN THINGS.
Metafilter: Chimpy McAwol.
Metafilter: You too can play comment wars.
Metafilter: Don't forget to try the fetus fajitas.
Metafilter: Getting With The Pogrom.
Metafilter: Like, Whatever, It's Your Life.
Metafilter: Whatever, it's your life
Metafilter: The tolerant pacifists are ready to swing fists
Metafilter: The other side of the Fark coin.
Metafilter: Fuckin' Hippies.
Metafilter: The Almost Decent of the Web.
Metafilter: Forward this to all your friends NOW!!!!!
Metafilter: life sucks
Metafilter: It's like watching a train wreck, except after the accident, all the onlookers storm the train and begin beating the survivors.
Metafilter: Inside is the god of blood, Hakkar
Metafilter: The Sumbitch still think he is white
Metafilter: Who are these people, and why should I care?
Metafilter: Mushy and Sweet.
Metafilter: preview, then post.
Metafilter: It would be an absolutely bulletproof theory, but for the...
Metafilter: the holy shit apocalypse.
Metafilter: Let the stupidity fill your sails
Metafilter: This seems pretty cool, except that the whole "membership" thing is harshing my mellow.
Metafilter: may very well be the result of those two kinds of assholes coming into direct contact
Metafilter: vengeful wind fetuses and then a giant Rita phallus
Metafilter: Smoke if ya got 'em.
Metafilter: What's wrong with the occasional punch in the face?
Metafilter: the larva that gets its wings from an innocent carcass at the roadside.
Metafilter: the development of a Giant Space Fetus.
Metafilter: although the post page appears to be setup to post a single link, we require at least two links.
Metafilter: please pardon me for fooling with the format of this in-joke.
Metafilter: God says its okay so get over here and pull your pants down.
Metafilter: Enjoyable, but there is no mystery.
Metafilter: You can shit on a dime.
Metafilter: Is like this and I protect its people from the anti-social elements!
Metafilter: thin skinned liberal asshats
Metafilter: I joined the Army because I wanted to kill something.
Metafilter: Landover is a parody site
Metafilter: like reading a book covered in vaseline.
Metafilter: Dribbling drool means a fight is on the way.
Metafilter: tail-spinning, shit-flinging
Metafilter: I can't believe anyone has the energy to get righteously upset over piddling shit like this
Metafilter: Fear Fear Fear Fear Sex Fear!
Metafilter: unconstitutionally vague.
Metafilter: we all save the world everyday, don't we?
Metafilter: One of the many places you cannot get to in this world by choosing.
Metafilter: Theyre All Dicks
Metafilter: "... having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask ..."
Metafilter: We're gonna need a bigger ship....
Metafilter: Jesus is always better on meth.
Metafilter: wheedly-wheedly-whee
Metafilter: completely illegible
Metafilter: ??????????????
Metafilter: I think it has to do with hope and shit.
Metafilter: Utterly pointless, but nifty.
Metafilter: *SHUN!*
Metafilter: why the stupid fucking monster comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy.
Metafilter: This is where baby snow monsters come from
Metafilter: Michael and Kate's Beach Dance Party.
Metafilter: Fw: Fw: Fw: Best of my inbox circa 1994!
Metafilter: spread the disease.
Metafilter: Better Living Through Finger-Pointing!
Metafilter: One strawberry tart (without so much rat in it) later... "Disgusting". "Oh, you're always complaining!"
Metafilter: I love you.
Metafilter: Describe to me immediately how to go to Seasame Street.
Metafilter: Show Me On The Doll How You Got To Sesame Street.
Metafilter: turning ear-kissing arguments into news from abroad.
Metafilter: an exclusionary institution, populated by society's elite teh int0rnet's l33t.
Metafilter: I figured if matt wanted to delete it, he would.
Metafilter: Double, double toil and trouble.
Metafilter: Best of the Web??
Metafilter: it builds up to a mega guitar freakout.
Metafilter: Bayonet Bad, Shovel Good.
Metafilter: START SURF HERE
Metafilter: I probably wouldn't mention my bunghole.
Metafilter: changing the world one damn pixel at a time.
Metafilter: Think inside the bottle.
Metafilter: And a little namecalling, just for good measure.
Metafilter: I don't really give half-a-rats-ass what you believe as long as you keep it to yourself.
Metafilter: Oh well
Metafilter: hastily strung together bits of blather framed as a potent political statement.
Metafilter: Full of fat, wage-earning crybabies
Metafilter: It is not your constitutional right to sit in the waiting area with your balls hanging out.
Metafilter: If you want it done and didn't mind having thousands of people die, you could get just about anything accomplished.
Metafilter: hive-mind-sanctioned electro-gruel.
Metafilter: Google Apple
Metafilter: it's a charmed quark.
Metafilter: When pain of action is less than the pain of inaction, its go time.
Metafilter: was the puckered anus really necessary?
Metafilter: we see dead people.
Metafilter: I must have been a cloth-eared idiot
Metafilter: By clicking No, did you really mean to click Yes?
Metafilter: where the cool, and only apparently cool, are vetted.
Metafilter: You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits'
Metafilter: everyone read homunculus' link
Metafilter: highest-profile American-based touring bellydance troupe around
Metafilter: makes me want to burn down rainforests and shoot guns.
Metafilter: I come here for the boingboing links.
Metafilter: at least it's an ethos
Metafilter: The bleeding edge of internet memedom.
Metafilter: A Tradition of Heritage
Metafilter: that warm stream down the back of my neck.
Metafilter: You are obliged to distinguish yourself from the heretics and the corrupted and must not resemble them in anything.
Metafilter: it is not permissible to stand and urinate.
Metafilter: How quaint.
Metafilter: I wasn't very impressed either by the nudes or the corpses.
Metafilter: the bizarre symmetrical "finger"
Metafilter: assuming that everyone has followed the updates religiously, that's 100 users. Way to go!
Metafilter: Sure we'll post your out of context press release.
Metafilter: Ain't but two straight girls, and both of them ugly!
Metafilter: YOU GOT BLOOD VESSELS AND MEMBRANES IN YO BEHIND!
Metafilter: No wonder your behind is bleedin'
Metafilter: That thing ain't got no feelin' in it!
Metafilter: it takes a screw and a nut!
Metafilter: $TAGLINE.
Metafilter: [inaudible - coughing
]
Metafilter: always has a sketchbook in which he never stops doodling with dayglo magic markers, even though he himself is color blind.
Metafilter: "regurgitating your own links is sort of weird."
Metafilter: You forget who you are.
Metafilter: get a room.
Metafilter: The anal penetration seemed rather incongruous.
Metafilter: inferring explosions
Metafilter: I have not been rocked.
Metafilter: TONS OF PEOPLE DO. MOST OF THEM IN FLORIDA.
Metafilter: His willy in another dude's crap hole.
Metafilter: insert one liner about MC Hammer here
Metafilter: We all know what the blue and white means.
Metafilter: you know it's time to sit down.
Metafilter: pointing at their navels and saying "swoosh"
Metafilter: the Jews, damnit
Metafilter: I was very much disturbed when I found young children killing each other. I think that anyone with a conscience would agree with me.
Metafilter: Like Sneezing, only much more beautiful...
Metafilter: Worst euphemism for sex ever.
Metafilter: Thanks for giving me a good reason to stop using the internet today.
Metafilter: This is the MetaFilter I hate.
Metafilter: Hurricanes and guys being banged to death by horses.
Metafilter: look over their shoulder at gaping anus porn.
Metafilter: Hold at crotch level.
Metafilter: badde mooder-swyver!
Metafilter: it benefits the word lickspittle.
Metafilter: I just stumpled upon this while browsing
Metafilter: Brown and foreign
Metafilter: featured at the Tulsa State Fair, as one their annual butter scultpures
Metafilter: pedantry is fun! couldn't resist.
Metafilter: Was it worth it all it?
Metafilter: A funny idea that deserves better execution
Metafilter: like eating filthy dead meat in the desert
Metafilter: [...
" line)]
Metafilter: ridiculously biased towards homos.
Metafilter: I just have nothing else to do right now, so I had to say *something*.
Metafilter: What a hoot!
Metafilter: He who smelt it dealt it.
Metafilter: I owe a cock to Asclepius
Metafilter: drooling for blood on this thing
Metafilter: Yes, it's entirely safe for work, unless your workplace forbids quirky charm
Metafilter: How many times can we jump the shark?
Metafilter: The vast Mormon underground network.
Metafilter: Trust me - I've been in the church all my life.
Metafilter: You'll be craving red and a hammer.
Metafilter: An endless repository of unfounded nutty claims and shrill defenses for those claims.
Metafilter: profoundly nutty"
Metafilter: If you're confused about it, that may mean you understand it
Metafilter: Informed debate.
Metafilter: minty bum piss with just a hint of ass.
Metafilter: godwinned already!
Metafilter: i just type whatever bonaldi types in really.
Metafilter: I'm less and less young every day. (And yeah, "loquacious" you are, not that that's a bad thing in that example.)
Metafilter: You oughta understand a little bit about procedures around here.
Metafilter: The Musical would kick ass.
Metafilter: the organ can't sing with that many pipes that long without running out of air.
Metafilter: You finally got to me, fuckers. Good Job.
Metafilter: You must have patients to catch a fly with copsticks.
Metafilter: Very, very fresh crabcakes.
Metafilter: Siamese twins strip naked and chase a plucked chicken around a manger scene sculpted from Spam while a midget in a tutu sings "Cocaine" and a frog in a little pink scuba suit hops from a bungy cord onto a spinning turntable making the needle jump on a scratchy recording of the Grateful Dead singing "Casey Jones", when suddenly, Pat Robertson swings in dressed like tarzan, punches the Siamese twins out, and snorts coke off their unconscious bodies, then pierces his tongue with a letter opener and keeps yelling "tint, tint". It's kind of weird.
Metafilter: chock full of "anvil-from-the-sky" moments.
Metafilter: I'm hoping that a totally fucking offensive message will spur you into action, as I see no indication anyone is reading these messages.
Metafilter: Fatty McFatster's from Fatvill - it ain't your fault.
Metafilter: unbrisantly detonate, and the fugue thread is thataway.
Metafilter: Like scurvy, but louder.
Metafilter: Fiddling with each other's diddles.
Metafilter: that five-dollar better-than-nothing moron-filter.
Metafilter: I was writing about those balls.
Metafilter: This is a very slipshod post, but it's nice to see some emthusiasm...
Metafilter: You illegitimate atheist.
Metafilter: Defining the terms of resistence for oppressed peoples.
Metafilter: fruity, soft and pleasant
Metafilter: Just Standing Up For The Little Man.
Metafilter: Love the Orwell and Costello routine.
Metafilter: Bringing Fark-grade discussion to the Big Questions - since late 2005.
Metafilter: bitter, sarcastic sniping in meat-hats
Metafilter: You learn something new every day.
Metafilter: What a nice waste of time.
Metafilter: Just because I found it exciting doesn't mean I was rubbing my 5500 rpm cock.
Metafilter: it's like [...
stroking a 5500 RPM Righteousness boner]
Metafilter: It's probably the bovine semen.
Metafilter: more nudity, and some moaning.
Metafilter: The Movie - Creepy Diners Inhabited by Diners Diverse and Loquacious Who Find, Share, and Debate the Best of the Web Yet Find the Time to Twitter Over Politics</u>?
Metafilter: As simple as possible, but no simpler
Metafilter: Baa Baaa Baaaaaaa
Metafilter: can't tell which is Fark
Metafilter: your buddy Sodomite Hussein. yada yada yada ya' ad nauseum
Metafilter: It didn't suck, but I didn't get all the critical raves.
Metafilter: jonmc is tired of hearing about the shit you sheep enjoy
Metafilter: Your blog is my blog too