User:Weretable and the undead chairs
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weretable is mecha's insane gardener.
weretable is mecha's only storm-chasing piece of lycan furniture.
weretable is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a legend of a burrito.
weretable has cats and many pictures of his cats here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/weretable/
weretable burned this barn:
http://vespertinal.com/wikipic.jpg
weretable was initially denied membership in Metachat, and it was only due to the intercession on his behalf by the undead chairs that he was finally accepted. Okay, not really.