User:Mayfly wake
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mayfly wake feels great pressure to have something enlightening and of substance on the page about herself, or at least something mildly entertaining. however, she is distracted by the third person and consequently unable to think of anything.
"a mayfly's wake may be subtle but pervasive all those wings spent for so much to so many yet one may not notice until it's time to do the sweeping up"
--paraphrased from a drunk enytmologist
