User:Agropyron

Agropyron was born, and has lived for several years, a trend which shows no signs of stopping. He will give you 7,000,000 nematodes if you are a true and honorable friend. If not, you get a grub n' frond buffet delivered to your front door by bloodthirsty Hokefonokee-an savages.

Agropyron hopes to attain enlightenment by communing with the dandelions and reindeer. If that doesn't work out, he plans to open a boutique eatery which features reindeer burritos garnished with cilantro and dandelions.

Beware his offspring.