User:Gaspode

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gaspode is a kiwi living in New York City. She likes cilantro. She cuts up rat brains for a living.

On IRC, the 'pode will flirt gamely with you, even if you're a girl. Be careful -- no matter how you fight it, you will eventually succumb to her wiles.

Due to her jubilant culinary reaction to a day off, she will sometimes be known as "Hot Lunch."

C'est moi:

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Gaspode has always been held in high esteem and admiration by scientists throughout the world. She is a member of the Conseil du Meta Chateurry and is a charter member of the International Committee of Intellectual Collaboration. Her work is recorded in numerous papers in academic journals. The importance of Gaspode's work is reflected by the many awards bestowed upon her. She received an array of honorary science, medicine and law degrees and honorary memberships of learned societies throughout the world.


One of gaspode's victims:

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He aint pretty no more.

note: gaspode has admitted in #bunnies that she eschews human toilets, chosing rather to pee down her leg.