MeFiTaglines

Metafilter: it was much better before it went online, and before all the good posters left.
Metafilter: an in-depth analysis of how many "l33t hax0rs" claim to "0wn j00" and a brief discussion on the history of the expression "w00t"....
Metafilter: Where you go for one-liners. :)
Metafilter: explaining the difference between democracy and capitalism.
Metafilter: Your source for accidental porn.
Metafilter: Making Us All Grinches, One User at a Time!
Metafilter: not your father's illicit drug.
Metafilter: Not content in insulting everyone's political opinions, we move onto insulting their religious beliefs as well. Bravo, folks.
Metafilter: a discussion of the relative merits of Doric vs. Corinthian columns somehow morphs into a heated abortion debate...
Metafilter: Infantile like you read about.
Metafilter: politically rabid, sexually puritanical, hide in dark corner
Metafilter: I would like to spit on the person who wrote that copy.
Metafilter: Please re-read my very specific words again, then feel dumb.
Metafilter: Damn you, monkey!
Metafilter: you're wrong. no you're wrong!
Metafilter: more fun than watching paint peel off the wall
Metafilter: Boy HOWDY!
Metafilter: weblog as AA meeting.
Metafilter: where wishes can come true. :)
Metafilter: where hopes are dashed. :(
Metafilter: Project screaming blue.
Metafilter: the memepool it's okay to like.
Metafilter: Oh. Oh dear.
Metafilter: More-sensitive-than-thou
Metafilter: ?Our standards are so high, they're double!?
Metafilter: the community blog where you can't get a hug. Has it come to this, then?
Metafilter: Where denigration is the sport of kings!
Metafilter: You're wrong! No, you're wrong!
Metafilter: those willing to brave"?
Metafilter: lacking complex thought.
Metafilter: You have to talk about MetaFilter.
Metafilter: my anticorporation :)
Metafilter: the calendar!" Interested parties please call for appointments.
Metafilter: we're all as Other as the next guy.
Metafilter: Not Just About The Mouse
Metafilter: we're trying to have a society here.
Metafilter: if there's a nit to pick, some nitwit will pick it
Metafilter: Just flailing around out of control, my dead arms
Metafilter: Don't forget to duck.
Metafilter: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!
Metafilter: Humorless Pseudo-Intellectuals It's OK To Hate
Metafilter: Collectively locating stupid people for quite some time now.
Metafilter: It's not random. It's complexity.
Metafilter: It's not random. It's lounge digeridoo with horses neighing
Metafilter: Hey Tiny Pea, What's The Deal?
Metafilter: You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
Metafilter: a genius idea that i plan on actually acting out.
Metafilter: "Don't forget to duck."
Metafilter: Where People Notice.
Metafilter: Don't forget to duck.
Metafilter: Less talking, more abortions.
Metafilter: bad tempered post followed by an apology and lack of caffeine offered as an excuse.
Metafilter: Professional Nonconformity
Metafilter: Nagivation should not come with disclaimers!
Metafilter: 20 cent ideas in a dollar world.
Metafilter: Come for the links, run screaming from the discussion.
Metafilter: You're wrong. No you're wrong.
Metafilter: Home of pre-teen nipple-sucking photos!
Metafilter: Religious tolerance? What's that? Only if you're islamic or something "exotic".
Metafilter: Indefinite war against a conceptual perjorative.
Metafilter: the most glorious of tushies.
Metafilter: WWF for bloggers. Paramania's runnin' wild in NYC!
Metafilter: lowbzilla emzilla
Metafilter: it's open season on everyone!
Metafilter: thinking about the children since 1999.
Metafilter: I think we're saying the same thing.
Metafilter: Don't Agree With Me? Troll.
Metafilter: We are pedantic about punctuation.
Metafilter: As Usenet as We Wanna Be"... So, you said something stupid in a previous thread, now you're gonna drag yourself (and everybody else) through it again in some lame attempt to save face, convince others, or both? Yeah. like either one of those things is gonna happen. Gimme a break. I'll say it, if nobody else will: a nice plate of pancakes would really hit the spot 'bout now.
Metafilter: Home of the Whopper. Over 3 billion served.
Metafilter: Putting the "wart" back in "swarthy"!
Metafilter: Just answer the question.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: stuck in a comicstripbroom.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: Enough with the broom already.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: History Repeats Itself.
Metafilter: Twenty thousand served!
Metafilter: Educated Stupid.
Metafilter: What would Cicero link?
Metafilter: 24-7 whack.
Metafilter: Don't mention the war.
Metafilter: "Get Your War On (ELSEWHERE!)"
Metafilter: "Respond First, Read Links Later"
Metafilter: a.k.a. NewsFilter
Metafilter: Self-policing since 1999
Metafilter: much less death and ghosts and a lot more sex.
Metafilter: Sunday's always a good day to digress...
Metafilter: The junk 'n' stuff you find on the Web.
Metafilter: It is a hammer! It will drive you insane!
Metafilter: I just want to point out that threatening someone with a handgun is best done at a range of 8-15 feet.
Metafilter: having an asymmetrical cow.)
Metafilter: I can feel it shrivelling already.
Metafilter: Plus a dependency that causes those the furrow.
Metafilter: oceans of ass.
Metafilter: I cry *AS* I chop.
Metafilter: constant ridicule and heavy sarcasm
Metafilter: weblog as aggravation.
Metafilter: We don't Balkanize Maryland.
Metafilter: A Mormon can make you laugh on a regular basis.
Metafilter: turning dystopia into anarchic chaos!
Metafilter: Where we eulogize the dead while calling the living "scum".
Metafilter: I hate dryer lint!
Metafilter: Looking for a sweet, soothing tale to waft you toward dreamland? Look somewhere else
Metafilter: Pantload's Potty (TM)
Metafilter: most of the comments here, if not complete rubbish, at least misguided and uninformed.
Metafilter: We all hate each other.)
Metafilter: The Special Olympics of Internet Debate.
Metafilter: Everybody is a genius all the time.
Metafilter: the blunt tool of the dull
Metafilter: A glorious place to visit until you get closer and hear the shouts and rantings of the insane
Metafilter: The Telemovie is set to start pre-screening in February. Fascinating stuff!
Metafilter: What's your best idea for making money?
Metafilter: The Rhetoric Of Zealots Is Just A Click Away
Metafilter: You link it, you love it.
Metafilter: Hee hee! Hee hee! Ooh!
Metafilter: Architect baiting at its finest.
Metafilter: The usual trolling drool and catty comments.
Metafilter: videos of car alarms going off.
Metafilter: The Boob Bomb with the Boob Shrapnel
Metafilter: post-heroic and bored elites, intellectuals, and coffeehouse hacks, whose freedom and security are a given, but whose rarified tastes are apparently unshared and endangered. :-)
Metafilter: People are assholes, except for me.
Metafilter: Word To Your Challah.
Metafilter: facilitating the propagation of the literacy-enhancing virtue of the Internet medium
Metafilter: There will be no funny.
Metafilter: everyone's personal soapbox!â„¢
Metafilter: poking fingers where others dare not go????
Metafilter: Where every 25th frame is reserved for our new mind-control overlords.
Metafilter: It's all about me
Metafilter: read/peruse/jerk off all over it.
Metafilter: Making discernments which look absurdly granular from outside the affinity.
Metafilter: Long time poster, first time reader.
Metafilter: feeding the hand that bit us
Metafilter: Fantastic news horribly posted.
Metafilter: A posse of cock-turkeys.
Metafilter: when Yahoo's Most Popular just isn't enough...
Metafilter: we don't have enough pictures of Truman Capote around here.
Metafilter: So NOT trolling
Metafilter: I'll take it over bisquick any day.
Metafilter: always test the temperature with a finger before inserting your penis.
Metafilter: The New Slashdot! :P
Metafilter: is a closed community and allows new members only rarely. ...new members must pass through a bizzare, bloodthirsty hazing ritual.... All the members know each other and they generally share the same political and cultural mentality....It is rumored that they are all clones, with slight mutations and genetic variations on the DNA of the founder...some have webbed feet and toes...they all reside together in a giant apartment complex in Albania engaging in group sex and bizzare occult practices with the legendary pornography star Cicciolina" ....
Metafilter: As good as the day is long, as long as the day is good.
Metafilter: You are cordially invited to get the hell over yourselves.
Metafilter: its so blue you will lose your appetite.
Metafilter: the Cartoon, but they're filling up fast.
Metafilter: Did You Really Mean To Link Us To The Church Of Satan?
Metafilter: No dinner until you produce a hit.
Metafilter: I make sure I to eat healthy.
Metafilter: Much more incestuous and masturbatory than some random and unrelated list of sites from across the net.
Metafilter: Motivating you to quit surfing and get back to work.
Metafilter: loosens your childish grip on reality, and then there's ice cream!
Metafilter: paranoid fantasies, speculations, derisions, insults and Internet din.
Metafilter: too lazy to protest.
Metafilter: Quantity, not quality!
Metafilter: Gandhi Would Call us Filthy Hippies.
Metafilter: From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Metafilter: we (don't) have umbrellas.
Metafilter: Right On!
Metafilter: Cult of the Not So Nice
Metafilter: it goes where it goes.
Metafilter: Last week's Drudge Reportâ„¢
Metafilter: bring them here, and we will mock them.
Metafilter: it uses Flash, and ends in death.
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.” Lunatic.
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.
Metafilter: Do you use it at work? you said Irrelevant, I say Probably
Metafilter: Type A to Type Z. With more "E's" than Scrabble.
Metafilter: Noone parodies us better than we do. Noone.
Metafilter: Self-Parody is the sincerest form of flattery.
Metafilter: "It's official, we've become a punchline to jokes."
Metafilter: It's like a reverse Jesus!
Metafilter: FUCK THE FRENCH.
Metafilter: Steve_At_Linwood: thank you for being a voice of reason
Metafilter: FUCK the voice of reason.
Metafilter: end the taglines NOW!
Metafilter: Google's Network Status Page
Metafilter: Are we discussing animal rights or blow jobs?
Metafilter: Home of the Big-Ass FPPs.
Metafilter: dial 123 for the Talking Clock today.
Metafilter: French of Speech
Metafilter: self-obsessed nerds banding together.
Metafilter: Now with more Poo!
Metafilter: I am morally culpable for this.
Metafilter: The navel contemplates it's navel
Metafilter: We meet cute girls in crawlspaces
Metafilter: Creeped Out By The Jesus
Metafilter: Over and over again: software glitches.
Metafilter: one only needs to look here for explanation.
Metafilter: The virus that shows varying levels of virulence!
Metafilter: All Aboard the Poop Ship
Metafilter: More easily nauseated than you!
Metafilter: what is it about the internet that makes people talk as if they're characters in a Kafka novel?
Metafilter: writing a work of collaborative conspiracy-theory fiction
Metafilter: A lot of experience with fake vaginas.
Metafilter: All of us masturbate - those who deny it are probably the most compulsive." Or is that too long?
Metafilter: All of us masturbate
Metafilter: Holy ass-chafing fuck. You shitmittens are just unstoppable, aren't you?
Metafilter: It'll have you vibrating in your chair.
Metafilter: Tinfoil hats and pancake overlords dished up daily
Metafilter: Assuming it had wheels, it would be a bus.
Metafilter: pent up mind jelly
Metafilter: Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?
Metafilter: Might as well look your sexiest when you're helping the lord.
Metafilter: Like Fark, only a little more sophisticated.
Metafilter: Older than matter itself!
Metafilter: What the hell is this?
Metafilter: a virtual reality composed by oppressive machine-intelligences?
Metafilter: A Place to Plug Elephant(s)
Metafilter: The Reader's Digest of MetaElitism
Metafilter: getting to know you. Getting to know all about you (and then some).
Metafilter: I know for a positive fact that my girlfriend's mother owns a handgun.
Metafilter: Spiro Agnew Gators in his Grave
Metafilter: am i being stupid?
Metafilter: we licked once the plates of a Vietnam cow.
Metafilter: That's different and you know it.
Metafilter: Dunno what else to say about that
Metafilter: horrific violence in 6 comments."
Metafilter: Do you ever tire of this horeshit?
Metafilter: Detesting Overachievers since 1999
Metafilter: Opinions are like assholes.
Metafilter: Maybe I'm being naive
Metafilter: some good shit worth making a pointless "me too" comment about.
Metafilter: We post, you whine.
Metafilter: mathowie. It's why you hate america.
Metafilter: WEARS CLOTHES SNUGLY. Reads at a COLLEGE level! Uses BALLPOINT pens!
Metafilter: a bit trite, but the kung fu makes up for it.
Metafilter: Much too intelligent for film.
Metafilter: We don't read it for the plot.
Metafilter: Head over to the House Rabbit Society for tips on how to rabbit-proof your house
Metafilter: a glorious banquet of folly and bile.
Metafilter: Narrowing appeal since 1999.
Metafilter: not perhaps as altruistic as it may seem.
Metafilter: stale-that-only-yesterday-was-fresh
Metafilter: growing metaphorical seleniferous nuts since 1999
Metafilter: Not much proverbial dick-sucking over here.
Metafilter: suppose you get a thousand members of the genus Homo on a thousand keyboards, they're gonna come up with some idiotic stuff.
Metafilter: I'm way more arrogant than all of you.
Metafilter: Stop taking it personally, it's generated from keywords.
Metafilter: What the fuck are you thinking posting this rubbish?
Metafilter: For people smarter than you
Metafilter: Where threads are pre-derailed, for your pleasure.
Metafilter: someone smarter than yourself will be around in an hour or two to help you if you just make yourself comfortable.
Metafilter: go limp and enjoy the ride
Metafilter: Take off your shoes and touch my bum.
Metafilter: I'm not reading this. This is bullshit.
Metafilter: Friggin' art pussies.
Metafilter: Art or Crap?
Metafilter: an oral sex scene in Ebert's colonoscopy?
Metafilter: might make a good FPP; indeed, it was good enough for memepool
Metafilter: All Bush hate all the time.
Metafilter: It isn't the same as real life, but it's better than going it alone.
Metafilter: Our greatest strengths are our greatest weaknesses.
Metafilter: usually there is a lot of groping going on.
Metafilter: Impotent, filthy-mouthed, illiterate flag-wavers.
Metafilter: The Department of Mean People with opinions on everything.
Metafilter: helping to make the internet shit.
Metafilter: sheer screaming indignity.
Metafilter: Winer is the guy who posts inflamatory comments in lots of threads, and Pilgrim is the guy who tracks down the one contradictory comment from a year ago, and posts a link to it, saying "Oh yeah?"
Metafilter: everything piles up on the left side.
Metafilter: A much better way to waste time online."
Metafilter: Behind the Site", on vh1.com
Metafilter: Why ya'll have to be asses about it?
Metafilter: No, you don't need to finger my bunghole.
Metafilter: Are you just bloviating again?
Metafilter: Handbags at 100,000 paces.
Metafilter: No doubt someone's going to start complaining
Metafilter: Get your ejaculation soup here!
Metafilter: I'm sure that's probably true
Metafilter: You're morally deficient! No you're morally deficient!
Metafilter: Insufferable.
Metafilter: Smugger Than Fuck.
Metafilter: motivated to act contrary to your wishes.
Metafilter: Sheesh! Kids these days!
Metafilter: a kitten on a pike
Metafilter: The glass is always half-empty.
Metafilter: I have no dick, but if I did, it would be on the table now
Metafilter: You think it's freaky but it's not.
Metafilter: for every laugh there are five blushes, ten shudders & a vomit.
Metafilter: That's a lot of effort to see some raccoon-eyed chick sitting naked and huffing butts.
Metafilter: it's more addictive then smoking."
Metafilter: momentary scrotal tightening
Metafilter: The Movie project.
Metafilter: We suck at dating
Metafilter: unending threads eclipse daylight
Metafilter: Hell is other people.
Metafilter: With enough monkeys, anything is possible.
Metafilter: I just tea-bagged a hairy latino!
Metafilter: Actually very light-hearted.
Metafilter: down to the bottom on little ass-carts.
Metafilter: The packaging clearly says "Super Sticky"
Metafilter: several daily sessions of love-making.
Metafilter: Go around the testicles.
Metafilter: Why are fundamentalist freaks trying to destroy the dream?
Metafilter: When did you stop beating your wife?
Metafilter: When did Mark Knopfler stop beating Ted Koppel?
Metafilter: sowers of discord and schism.
Metafilter: Ultimately useless, but fun.
Metafilter: Your idea of humility isn't reasonable and I'll never buy it.
Metafilter: Hefty Pellets At Tremendous Velocity
Metafilter: Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em all.
Metafilter: Burying hatchets since 1999.
Metafilter: No gunk. No junk. Just juice.
Metafilter: Bush Is Wrong! No Bush Is Wrong!"
Metafilter: God took the bait
Metafilter: Have the laws of the pit been o'erthrown?
Metafilter: Less worst
Metafilter: More wurst
Metafilter: brat wurst
Metafilter: Weapons of Mass Wurst
Metafilter: The last link is the best!
Metafilter: a hip, edgy advertainment a day.
Metafilter: We can dream, though.
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Metafilter: Showing the shit as it flushes away, since 1999.
Metafilter: "when in doubt, bring up the question of sandwiches again and again"
Metafilter: Plus a dependency that causes those the furrow.
Metafilter: Mushroom mushroom
Metafilter: Ideological Backhanded Slaps
Metafilter: We can even turn a hurricane warning political.
Metafilter: More than just a beverage.
Metafilter: it's all about the pants.
Metafilter: My therapist would be proud.
Metafilter: My therapist would run screaming.
Metafilter: "you should have taken the blue pill."
Metafilter: There's always a bigger dork than you.
Metafilter: Your favorite pop idol sucks
Metafilter: Combining commodity fetishism and Mac partisanship since 1999.
Metafilter: Bother bother bother.
Metafilter: more liberal than california
Metafilter: we're not suppressive, we're expressive
Metafilter: killing the web, one site at a time.
Metafilter: Where even blatantly bombastic exaggerations need to be quibbled with.
Metafilter: Don't discuss it like it's important
Metafilter: tiny, pointed noise.
Metafilter: like barf on top of puke : >
Metafilter: Fluffy, curly, mullety.
Metafilter: Changing your mind will come back to haunt you.
Metafilter: "I see your interior features and they are on the whole pleasing."
Metafilter: I went to high school with Fedtf Abvelfousrse!
Metafilter: Am I højt or not?
Metafilter: I swear I saw the buttock thing move.
Metafilter: Cultivating the Reptilian Brain Response since 1999
Metafilter: MAY THE ROACH MOTEL FILL TO CAPACITY!
Metafilter: feral sheep
Metafilter: fewer O'Reilly viewers per capita than anywhere else in America
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Metafilter: Living happily in its natural surroundings then *pow* its meat.
Metafilter: Lots of pretty flashes and bang-bangs
Metafilter: good fun as long as...aw, fuck it.
Metafilter: What, AGAIN?
Metafilter: a vagina by proxy
Metafilter: You pathetic bunch of whiney little petty bitches.
Metafilter: What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Metafilter: Nothing but a PENCIL NECK GEEK.
Metafilter: shitty than its ever been
Metafilter: nothing but conspiracy and bitchy posts
Metafilter: crashing sites since 1999. (At least as of 11:00 p.m. EST)
Metafilter: To the treasures!
Metafilter: putting a landlord hat on the landlord.
Metafilter: fuck you you fucking fucked fucker
Metafilter: Tsk, tsk, Humanity
Metafilter: bemoaning the decline of civilization since the advent of civilization.
Metafilter: The world's biggest juice boner.
Metafilter: This is a very good day for my body.
Metafilter: not anti-fuck, by any stretch of the imagination.
Metafilter: not just a hot meal and blowjob.
Metafilter: fuck fuck shit-fuck shit
Metafilter: Math lessons for the LAZY-fied
Metafilter: the best snark on snark action you've ever SEEN!
Metafilter: The gerbils have left the boardroom.
Metafilter: Passing the ignance.
Metafilter: here's your medal
Metafilter: where is the enlightenment?
Metafilter: The New Twelve Angry Men
Metafilter: More at Google News.
Metafilter: about 3/8" away from Fark
Metafilter: BOO!
Metafilter: Enlightenment-0-maticâ„¢, as I'm sure you're aware.
Metafilter: Up to your ass in lesbians
Metafilter: It's not Cheney's blowjob.
Metafilter: Like being back at school.
Metafilter: Blow jobs are RAD, murders are BOGUS
Metafilter: internment camp for depraved leftist Americans.
Metafilter: But if you were to clone humans who are basically brainless, I can see nothing fundamentally wrong with eating them.
Metafilter: Shit piss fuck cunt, asshole: Cock sucker, mother! Fucker ass hole?
Metafilter: That old cocksucker.
Metafilter: Try being original next time.
Metafilter: I fit snarkiness in a tagline.
Metafilter: Give your opinion. Get stuffed.
Metafilter: A lot of you are jerks
Metafilter: I hear it vibrates and dispenses pancakes.
Metafilter: always look under the cheese!
Metafilter: Someone should invent a burger condom.
Metafilter: Pesky Krill.
Metafilter: Conclusions first, reasons later.
Metafilter: THE TRUE PATRIOT SUPERHEROES.
Metafilter: a cookie basket taped to a hooker.
Metafilter: Done it.
Metafilter: Hey!
Metafilter: We're worth 15 Points.
Metafilter: We're in business to make money.
Metafilter: Your in the business of being fucked by us now.
Metafilter: magnificent navelgazing bastards.
Metafilter: Shining the light on this crap
Metafilter: a classic ethical dilemma that goes back farther than Arjuna's position at the opening of the Bhagavad Gita.
Metafilter: That funky monkey
Metafilter: Penii "R" Us
Metafilter: a quantum shift in the anomaly paradigm.
Metafilter: Please a litte less drama.
Metafilter: This is only one step beyond rambling and babbling.
Metafilter: just some asshole
Metafilter: Geniasses in parade
Metafilter: The Tectonic Upthrust of Islamic-Judaic goodwill.
Metafilter: whisky tango foxtrot?
Metafilter: where membership isn't
Metafilter: Now that you've climbed up there, it’s a lot higher than it looks, isn't it? Dumbass.
Metafilter: Because Pepsi makes you fat.
Metafilter: Or is it?
Metafilter: Defenders of the Boob
Metafilter: Turning typos into memes  ;)
Metafilter: there is some weird shit around us, for sure
Metafilter: There is no strange thing
Metafilter: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Metafilter: my tastes are more eclectic than yours!
Metafilter: WHY did that?