User:Essexjan
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Essexjan is a Valkyrie, an Amazon, a bolt of thunder ripping out of the Heavens and showing you cute pictures of fuzzy animals. Essexjan is an omen, a harbinger of Doom, and one-stop shopping for little ducks, snuggly puppies and the occasional axolotl. Essexjan always posts the most interesting things.
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5416/janniegetyourgunju2.jpg "Do not taunt superhappyfunjan."