User:Ethylene

ethylene

• often referred to with the simple single syllable of eth
• is really bored of telling people she is a she and 34.
• isn't in any way sure why she has been mentioned in a thread alluding to a stooges song when a small handful of threads may shine more enlightenment upon the surface of a mass of gas that may in fact be a planet, or at least has in some quarters been afforded a gravity by way of means also eluding this user.
• had a thing with bubees. ONCE. maybe.
• bores almost as easily as she finds lightenments.
• is most happy when curious or creating something curious.
• is willfully naive at times, as the universe is large and she is not that big, relatively.

[digression:] "ethylene often disappears for extended periods of time, but people are very happy when she returns."

The statement above is yet another mystery to the user. Perhaps the viewer may like to query this user gaspode

"An enigma? One suggests so. Funny? I dunno, read the following:--

'--well shamalama ding dong dingle if i'm not rather ashamed of you hopped up bunnies for running to any old picture when someone screams penis in a crowded theatre.'"

"People like fun sounds, and sound like fun. Most often, i find the world at large too prone to boredom, which is more than too bad. It's downright criminal."

"Mea culpa, baby." "Kill for mommy." [end digression.]

*sucks on a lollipop*

• use to the fi/uzzy end*
• fond of hyperbole but never lies online
• plans for the posthumous
• would possibly be heartbroken if she had the time to bother