User:Matildaben

Matildaben lives in Seattle. Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She does answer to Bean, Beanie, Old Bean, Mats, Tilda, or ~ (but not Mattie, which was the nickname of the original Matilda). She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on her willingness to shake it. (Her Booty™ was not available for comment.) She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love [[User:jonmc | jonmc] to dance to. She takes no responsibility for Lipstick Thespian joining Metachat, but she hopes he will do a radio set someday.

While unable to comment on Matildaben's shakeabootability with any degree of verisimilitude, a random Metachat user felt impelled to note: she makes merry my earballs. she's my dj of choice.