User:Cmonkey

I am a Pulitzer prize winning journalist and many people don't know that I was actually a finalist on Australian Idol. In my spare time I enjoy petting puppies and kittens, drinking alcoholic beverages, and cracking lewd jokes with Haakon Magnus, the prince of Norway, who I met while getting my masters degree in psychopharmacology at U.C. Berkeley.

Cmonkey is an international man of mystery with many tattoos. He flies around and offers tech help in a black mask and tights, which is pretty cool, except that it can be surprising in the middle of the night.