Difference between revisions of "Zombie Volcano Island"

Latest revision as of 06:26, 21 March 2006

The exact location of "Zombie Volcano Island" is unknown, but it has easy access to an island off the NW coast of the United States, parts of the Gold Coast and some loose coastal islands and island nations.

Ultimately, a map made of only edible parts was to be distributed amongst the aboriginal island inhabitants, so each would have a piece but no one could have the whole cake and eat it, too.

Unfortunately, the secret dormant volcano beneath the tail area of the bunny shaped islnd was not to be, as emergent technical difficulties interrupted the dry ice and vodka insertion. The culinary creation of Zombie Bunny Island was not to be. This time.

"Retrospectively, my inner recycler says i should have slapped together the preprepared dough on the shriveled jello sea, anyway. I mean, I'd mean to make it fuzzy and green in places somehow-- --but then my outer health care provider said, fuck that shit. Scrape and burn.

Who the hell knew chocolate could do that? It was definitely reanimated and fully cycled."

Special features of "Zombie Volcano Island"

• a zombie volcano
• secret entrances into the zombie volcano
• a ridiculous amount of housing
• silent fireworks
• impregnable soundproofing
• non allergenic poop cleaning cats who don't like you very much but won't say anything about it
• bunnies
• zombies
• something in a box
• very short horses that faint like goats
• beaches
• peaches
• star bellied sneetches
• rocks
• enlightenement
• really weird herb mazes
• mushroom caves
• labs labs labs
• very comfy furniture, lot sof ottomans and chaise lounges
• storage to die for
• the biggest kitchen ever with lots of ventilation
• thermal energy
• kites
• all kind of super secret stuff with capes and remote controls that look like little whips and cap guns and lipsticks