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Mike9322 is a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He womanizes, he drinks, he makes outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accuses chestnuts of being lazy: the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. | Mike9322 is a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He womanizes, he drinks, he makes outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accuses chestnuts of being lazy: the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. | ||
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*For the love of all that is sacred, '''DO NOT''' ask Mike 9332 about the ill-fated epoch of Mike9321. | *For the love of all that is sacred, '''DO NOT''' ask Mike 9332 about the ill-fated epoch of Mike9321. | ||
| − | *Now that he is out of the cyborg larval stage, look forward to the release of Mike9323 - coming Fall 2006 | + | *Now that he is out of the [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikepmelton/91804810/ cyborg larval stage], look forward to the release of Mike9323 - coming Fall 2006. |
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| + | *Mike9322's real name is Frederick Austerlitz. | ||
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| + | '''"Mike9322 eats baby porcupines", said the trusted official and family man.''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:26, 15 June 2006
Mike9322 is a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He womanizes, he drinks, he makes outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he accuses chestnuts of being lazy: the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Mike9322 also enjoys spending time paraphrasing Austin Powers movies feigning outrage at iconomy's baseless accusations.
- Goes by the nickname "Hanson" (go ahead and call him that - he likes it!)
- For the love of all that is sacred, DO NOT ask Mike 9332 about the ill-fated epoch of Mike9321.
- Now that he is out of the cyborg larval stage, look forward to the release of Mike9323 - coming Fall 2006.
- Mike9322's real name is Frederick Austerlitz.
"Mike9322 eats baby porcupines", said the trusted official and family man.
