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[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50300 Metafilter: Everybody covered, from Johnny Upstanding to Filo the Philanderer.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50325 Metafilter: I have given twelve Mickey-Mouse-movies as a present for the FÃ¼hrer at Christmas!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50329 Metafilter: Sumbody is killed on every page and it is terrible xciting.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50341 Metafilter: The Rest of the Web]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50360 Metafilter: premature speculation]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50360 Metafilter: premature e-speculation]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50379 Metafilter: Too early, and you're not going fast enough; too late, and you've gone into a spin.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50410 Metafilter: Stone-aged and primitive]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50418 Metafilter: Everything you like we hate]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50418 Metafilter: Water is wet.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50426 Metafilter: your favorite web application platform sucks]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50435 Metafilter: Your head asplode.  Literally!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50455 Metafilter: insufferably smug and self-satisfied]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50466 Metafilter: Random schoolyard beatings.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50478 Metafilter: what about the fucking working man]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50479 Metafilter: That's not a package - it's luggage!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50497 Metafilter: Ugly yet Cute]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50502 Metafilter: Ad hominems in blue.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50509 Metafilter: You need a thread about insults so as to be vulgar without being self conscious about it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50512 Metafilter: teaching Americans that you can't drive to Hawaii!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50524 Metafilter: Full Sized Jobbies]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50530 Metafilter: Well, fuck, you got me there.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50532 Metafilter: I was just about to go home.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50539 Metafilter: 108 hours ahead of the rest of the world.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50560 Metafilter: looks like Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50576 Metafilter: The biggest challenge facing the porcine dairy industry]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50627 Metafilter: I went so insane I nearly converted to Catholicism.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50636 Metafilter: no interest in truth, justice or honest debate]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50636 Metafilter: Way to make yourself look like a dumabass.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50661 Metafilter: It may seem frivolous]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50675 Metafilter: the ultimate way to unlock the key to maintaining the PHIre of life!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50676 Metafilter: WWAtGD?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50683 Metafilter: Like a hammer hits a cataloupe]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50704 Metafilter: not sufficiently prepped by a team of handlers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50712 Metafilter: I want a refund :(]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50712 Metafilter: a lot less youngster emo art fag contortions.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50712 Metafilter: a hideous, fire-belching, blood-gurgling demon of indescribable evilness.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50733 Metafilter: just like sticking stuff up your ass.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50756 Metafilter: They don't fuck around with their screw tubes.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50779 Metafilter: Melodramatic Monday]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50783 Metafilter: This should be your link to Death.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50789 Metafilter: Eyorm paunch pelican.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50812 Metafilter: amateur sociolinguistic chav analysis]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50816 Metafilter: I think you need to wedge Cthulhu in there somewhere.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: Suggestion for new Metafilter tag line]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: new sugestion]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: no comment from me, i'll leave that to everyone else.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: [something witty]<br>]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: [something not so witty]<br>]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: [Wit berating wit]<br>]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: Jesus god people these threads are NOT GOOD.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: Meta filter.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50817 Metafilter: Something said earlier in this thread.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50838 Metafilter: Hate must flow freely for the internet to function.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50838 Metafilter: lunatics and assholes argue with each other]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50847 Metafilter: Soothing Deep]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50857 Metafilter: as ghetto as we wannabe]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50882 Metafilter: Everywhere you turn, a penis is staring at you.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50913 Metafilter: It's been done. Let's move on.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50914 Metafilter: Huh?  Huh?  How come?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50914 Metafilter: I have bought egg]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50937 Metafilter: Swine penis.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50941 Metafilter: moving the discussion in the correct, namely our, direction.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50941 Metafilter: So many people whose opinions can be instantly dismissed]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50953 Metafilter: [RABBIT SOUNDS. CLASSICAL MUSIC]<br>]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50956 Metafilter: I still stand behind my post, though, irrelevant as it may be.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50956 Metafilter: actual girls?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50958 Metafilter: $5 says purple is a dude.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50971 Metafilter: The media fabricates stories and meth-amphetamine is bad for your health.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50973 Metafilter: still a bunch of strokers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50973 Metafilter: If you are afraid your image won't go over well, you are probably right.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50973 Metafilter: Game recognizes game.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/50995 Metafilter: Also air-breathers, though I don't know their mechanism.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51019 Metafilter: respectful discussions about penile skin flaps.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51023 Metafilter: a single operator can bung up to 1200 hogs / hour.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51052 Metafilter: high fiving for Hitler]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51055 Metafilter: small, functionally illiterate, immoral test pilots.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51060 Metafilter: I keep expecting the tongue to come out as some sort of horrible worm creature, but it never happened.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51060 Metafilter: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51060 Metafilter: Tongue sucking makes me cringe.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51068 Metafilter: It is circular and tenuous, but it passes peer review!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51074 Metafilter: as crazy as trousers full of ferrets.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51082 Metafilter: The "spirituality" link is broken.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51096 Metafilter: Ladi ladi la]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51112 Metafilter: Wrong!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51121 Metafilter: I'm sure that you've never used induction to formulate a hyperbolic opinion that ultimately cannot be proven.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51129 Metafilter: it does NOT cause cancer]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51137 Metafilter: An unforgettable suspense, mystery drama.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51152 Metafilter: the crazed, crafty preparation of the ball snatchers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51161 Metafilter: Who am I kidding? I am never really going to close the dork tag.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51161 Metafilter: Would I have to be a total loser to understand this post?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51173 Metafilter: Your ice cream sucks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51188 Metafilter: mild kudos.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51207 Metafilter: exploring the quantitative dimensions of arousal]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51207 Metafilter: Check out our breasts, jonson.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51209 Metafilter: words are exchanged, fists are cocked, cocks are fisted.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51223 Metafilter: Being recruited as ideological pawns in these staged battles of mawkish archetypical polarities.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51224 Metafilter: headache in my balls]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51224 Metafilter: Anything even remotely funky in the testicular neighborhood.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51250 Metafilter: acres of smooth textual womanflesh?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51250 Metafilter: dropped with ball]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51265 Metafilter: no haircut is safe]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51275 Metafilter: The less attractive one is doing a really good job.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51284 Metafilter: Tainted with Teleology]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51287 Metafilter: reflected plums]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51292 Metafilter: It's the difference in semen stains and blood stains]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51294 Metafilter: this place is not a place of honor]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51294 Metafilter: Best shunned and left uninhabited.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51360 Metafilter: your favorite os sucks]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51374 Metafilter: Who doesn't enjoy a tanned, athletic penis?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51398 Metafilter: all of the backwash in one room.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51415 Metafilter: your smug sarcastic tone etc etc]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51424 Metafilter: your favorite variable bitrate audio compression technology sucks. ]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51430 Metafilter: persecuted and tortured to death. Then they moved to Pennsylvania.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51443 Metafilter: I read it for the articles.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51455 Metafilter: which I guess must be some sort of territorial behavior]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51465 Metafilter: An AMV made by an acquaintance!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51486 Metafilter: Why can't I take a dump right on top?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51490 Metafilter: They're gonna have to flush twice.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51496 Metafilter: dismissed by its recipients as a rambling philosophical treatise.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51500 Metafilter: young people fall away from the principles of their upbringing and into depraved lifestyles]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51508 Metafilter: The dumbest or funniest thing I have read in a long time.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51509 Metafilter: Kinda creepy. Why are so many of them naked?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51525 Metafilter: Hear me for my cause; and be silent, that you may hear.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51528 Metafilter: You make web stuff for us to poop on.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51539 Metafilter: You're either with us or with the yoga-doers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51541 Metafilter: know your meat.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51569 Metafilter: Blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51579 Metafilter: resting on its superfluous toes.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51591 Metafilter: now older and sounding like Dad.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51633 Metafilter: Soon we'll be.. (etc.)]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51633 Metafilter: Awesome until the dick in the chicken.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51635 Metafilter: My fangs are sharp and my eyes are red]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51716 Metafilter: Bush brings out the fark in us.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51722 Metafilter: "Well, I don't know anything about X, but let me tell you about Y."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51722 Metafilter: Allah is the greatest. Give it to me, give it to me. Allah is the greatest.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51727 Metafilter: the sort of thing that can curdle your man gravy]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51740 Metafilter: anti-microbial snot mixed in with a lot of fat and sugar]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51740 Metafilter: breast of the web]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51781 Metafilter: a lot of people just talking out of their ass]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51783 Metafilter: So the entire purpose of this post is to bash on one guy?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51786 Metafilter: Serial on-field sodomy.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51786 Metafilter: group sex by the pool, anyone?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51787 Metafilter: My statement of faith makes people visibly wince.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51798 Metafilter: a hobby, or at most, a hobby.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51805 Metafilter: Weâ€™ve probably given this bullshit more general circulation than any single other outlet on the internet.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51810 Metafilter: I have a legion of nerds at my disposal prepared to teach you a lesson.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51820 Metafilter: Holy fuck!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51820 Metafilter: defend this crappy post.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51859 Metafilter: At least it's not another 'gay sex at rest stops' expose.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51865 Metafilter: Kicking some real demon butt tonight]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51879 Metafilter: running around like a putz = bad.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51908 Metafilter: I never got no nut shrinkage... They were still the size of eggs.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51908 Metafilter: More prone to getting bitch tits.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51915 Metafilter: You speak without knowledge.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51917 Metafilter: there's always someone who decides to be a dick]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51917 Metafilter: You had it coming you fat whore.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51929 Metafilter: Only a noun would verb.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51940 Metafilter: exploding bathtubs and calling it science]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51959 Metafilter: Holy ghost in your slice of toast]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51968 Metafilter: We have nice things.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51969 Metafilter: Just hand over your wallet.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51980 Metafilter: blue smoke and electrical fires in all the right places.  It had to be done.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/51987 Metafilter: made my technoweenie hard like rock.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52008 Metafilter: I think you guys are getting off pretty light with having to scroll your life away.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52009 Metafilter: You need to read something that is not tied to your preferred ruling monkey group]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52039 Metafilter: Pe(t,âˆ†)=Pâˆž(âˆ†) 1âˆ’exp âˆ’ Î³(âˆ†)t Pâˆž(âˆ†)]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52040 Metafilter: Would make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52043 Metafilter: antiquities and sexual slaves]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52078 Metafilter: It's not all better sex techniques.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52081 Metafilter: the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52084 Metafilter: Golf courses aren't flat!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52092 Metafilter: I don't understnad, hope me]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52094 Metafilter: rival gangs of elitists snarking at each other.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52100 Metafilter: Self-reinforcing, navel-gazing insularity]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52126 Metafilter: The willing bog roll dabbed against the magnified, magnificent cunt we call celebrity.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52126 Metafilter: The next thing I know the cameras are rolling and I've got my shirt off]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52126 Metafilter: interesting but not totally a great read]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52127 Metafilter: Always with the smite.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52145 Metafilter: Nobody and I mean nobody cares about cup holders.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52146 Metafilter: Looking for a manual lawn-mower in Da Nang.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52148 Metafilter: Surprisingly well-written for... oh, forget it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52152 Metafilter: Is this supposed to be a joke or something?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52163 Metafilter: It's the last scurrilous refuge of the mendacious.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52197 Metafilter: It's not quite as cool if you have to close one eye to see the effect]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52254 Metafilter:  230 penises and one vagina]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52274 Metafilter: small and sickly eyes may glare and gloat.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52277 Metafilter: Fitzmas gave me blue balls.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52277 Metafilter: No Fitzmas made me ejaculate all over myself]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52277 Metafilter: Turn up Mot the Hoople and dance, boys]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52278 Metafilter: What a pointless post.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52284 Metafilter: Yet another blemish on the already poxed face of America.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52284 Metafilter: americans with a sens of humour will laugh at it]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52293 Metafilter: Replaced with 5000 Micrograms of LSD.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52293 Metafilter: choke on a bucket of cocks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52304 Metafilter: Only two clicks in til I saw goatse]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52306 Metafilter: You think you get to dictate software development terms to the other 96.5%]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52308 Metafilter: If you can't figure out who the sucker in the game is....]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52324 Metafilter: one of these "emergencies" which you were only able to survive due to your giant throbbing stick shift.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52324 Metafilter: Whoa nelly, there's a big cloud of smug in this room!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: Ivory tower, pedantic, hey-look-how-erudite-we-are-but-we-still-know-what-"fun"-is.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: Shielding the children from boners since 1999.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: What kind of humorless twat are you?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: it's gonna get whacked every now and then.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: I want my five bucks back.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52345 Metafilter: Nothing but disregard for Anderson Cooper]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52363 Metafilter: You can shut up and like it]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52371 Metafilter: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52380 Metafilter: Group sex, performed by various animal puppets.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52386 Metafilter: narcissistic crap and ugliness, trying to pose as cool]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52401 Metafilter: This is not nearly as sexy as a panda going extinct]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52404 Metafilter: Focusing narrowly on the one or two things we do know and just assuming that's what was important.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52404 Metafilter: Focusing narrowly on the one or two things we do know and just assuming that's what was important. Clearly, I have missed the important broader philosophical context of this single-link FPP about a bunny rabbit outrunning an airplane.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52414 Metafilter: I guess I'm an artist, too.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52421 Metafilter: Your asses, our boots.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52449 Metafilter: the bonobos appear to have a great timekiller.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52456 Metafilter: The new Stile]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52468 Metafilter: of those craptastic fad humpathons]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52471 Metafilter: it doesn't make you gay, is what I am saying.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52494 Metafilter: It's not all about the pork.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52500 Metafilter: Taking a kitty away from a kitty.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52502 Metafilter: they are not discussing matters that are personally important]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52505 Metafilter: Sometimes you guys are just too easy.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52514 Metafilter: by the time you're 80, you just want to die]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52521 Metafilter: Sentient Meat]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52521 Metafilter: the meat the the machine?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52522 Metafilter: My, how cynical and jaded we are.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52537 Metafilter: Go away. Shut up.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52538 Metafilter: What is this? Should I click on it?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52540 Metafilter: A ridiculous proportion of posts here are by petulant twats]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52542 Metafilter: not nearly the difference you'd expect between a horrific hypothetical snack and a widely advertised, commercially available, ready-to-eat food product.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52561 Metafilter: It presents facts and allows us to think for ourselves.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52561 Metafilter: apologies for our deviant elements.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52585 Metafilter: a tiny hairless mole just left of your anus.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52585 Metafilter: It's possible to be complex and deep and use big words without also being a jerk about it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52589 Metafilter: rally for the faithful.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52589 Metafilter: shrill, addicted to psychodrama and the cultivation of outrage, and not very useful or effective. dios's second comment remains.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52598 Metafilter: Your favorite band sucks broke up.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52610 Metafilter: your proboscis of concern]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52614 Metafilter: I was sooo looking forward to a shoe made of actual flesh.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52617 Metafilter: The best in Unscience.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52619 Metafilter: a couple of over educated soccer moms going at it]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52621 Metafilter: Nice bicker grenade, though.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52625 Metafilter: with ephemeral, if not often nugatory, results.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52627 Metafilter: Jesus Christ isn't my personal lord and savior.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52645 Metafilter: The Monthly Newsletter.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52646 Metafilter: The fine line between eating pussy and playing house.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52667 Metafilter: one big, undifferentiated squatting mass.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52667 Metafilter: This causes fecal stagnation.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52667 Metafilter: Fun, therapeutic and can expel the hard-to-reach feces]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52678 Metafilter: The web makes it possible.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52712 Metafilter: These sabres, they vibrate?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52718 Metafilter: It's not a truck.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52718 Metafilter: Just Wait for the Idiots To Die Off]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52725 Metafilter: shut the fuck up you gimp-humping nunshitter]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52728 Metafilter: authentic.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52728 Metafilter: rococo melismatic rodomontade]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52743 Metafilter: Folding you through the 9th dimension.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52747 Metafilter: With only you and what I've found, we'll wear the weary hours down.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52752 Metafilter: Best of the Half-Assed Crackpot Badly Researched Metaphysical Credulous Pap.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52757 Metafilter: I didn't see any pyroboy but this was interesting]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52760 Metafilter: a hand on the pulse of liberal outrage.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52763 Metafilter: Stuff you saw three days ago everywhere else]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52769 Metafilter: Viral marketing via outrage.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52772 Metafilter: Seldom is one's mind changed on significant issues, and rarer still via an online discussion.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52805 Metafilter: You un-verb that right fucking now.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52819 Metafilter: You do not want to miss getting laid. I promise.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52819 Metafilter: It's the Leopard's Kidneys!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52828 Metafilter: To balance the stupid.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52828 Metafilter: no posts and 4 comments]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52841 Metafilter: Diced meat up their asses on thursdays.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52849 Metafilter: not the fist up your arse.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52863 Metafilter: I didn't crash into members of the Tonga royalty]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52877 Metafilter: I am imagining comments about family, young relatives, goats, and excrement...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52895 Metafilter: essentially calling for heads on pikes since 1999.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52901 Metafilter: You can hear God laughing, â€œSwim, you bitches, swim!â€]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52905 Metafilter: What's the argument here?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52914 Metafilter: "If you'll notice, I'm kin to myself."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52917 Metafilter: Witty language used to convey insults or scorn]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52938 Metafilter: a fascinating series of Japanese toilet training videos.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52941 Metafilter: Hilary is going to clinch the nomination and then lose the election in '08. ]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52946 Metafilter: Where sleep is the new sex and we all have insomnia.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52948 Metafilter: "a bunch of self-serving, self-congratulatory niches."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52955 Metafilter: The 9 without tits.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52955 Metafilter: The 9 with a bunch of dicks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52955 Metafilter: the land of slavering dorks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52955 Metafilter: you copulated profusely with it's diseased corpse while riding some kind of giant Ferris wheel of shark-jumping, donkey-butt sucking festival of unrelenting crapulence.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52968 Metafilter: The whole thing is very lazily done.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52974 Metafilter: Not really a snuff portal.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52994 Metafilter: I came for the links, I stayed for the catjunk.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/52994 Metafilter: The Seven Year Bitch]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53015 Metafilter: I'm by no means a democracy fetishist.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53022 Metafilter: Jesus fuckin' duh on a popsicle stick.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53025 Metafilter: everything even a tiny bit cool is shit.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53025 Metafilter: They probably turned into pure energy.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53030 Metafilter: It's Hot in the Summertime]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53033 Metafilter: We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53033 Metafilter: I always root against the heterosexual.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53033 Metafilter: The world is STUPID.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53041 Metafilter: Fuck of losers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53048 Metafilter: a little spanking on their little bottoms, shorts down, bare hand.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53051 Metafilter: MeFi readers who stand by while this man has sex]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53058 Metafilter: Have FPP, will snark.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53058 Metafilter: Russia's big and so is China]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53063 Metafilter: it is now mandatory that a mefite shit upon each thread]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53069 Metafilter: Yes it does, you smarmy fuck.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53076 Metafilter: how's it feel to be a cowardly, shit-bag, apologist for butchers and murderers?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53080 Metafilter: Get thee to a nunnery.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53083 Metafilter: when you open up the site to contributions, you are opening up the site to shitty writing.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53099 Metafilter: Just blow warm truth up my ass.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53099 Metafilter: more than mere pornography with price quotes]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53133 Metafilter: It's not a real ride until someone has tried to kill me]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53134 Metafilter: Made from tomato-like substances that produce their own pesticides, IN YOU.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53163 Metafilter: unfamiliar with the concept of the rhetorical question]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53167 Metafilter: snark hunts on a nightly basis]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53172 Metafilter: Best of the Web Complaining that my five dollars are worth more than this shit, since 1999 (tm)...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53177 Metafilter: Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53180 Metafilter: OK then.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53202 Metafilter: I HATE THIS FUCKING INTERNET THING! I KEEP LOSING MONEY!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53207 Metafilter: Some of these are criminally stupid. Others, pleasantly funny. Odd.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53266 Metafilter: some esoteric moral higher ground, right?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53267 Metafilter: a temperature above 0 Kelvin]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53269 Metafilter: I had no idea it had been robbed by clowns.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53274 Metafilter: witticism]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53274 Metafilter: INAPPROPRIATE CAPS]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53274 Metafilter: Non Sequitur Phrase That Sounds Funny But Has Only Tangential Connection to FPP]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53299 Metafilter: flashlights fleshlights and dicks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53332 Metafilter: They paved paradise and put up a snarking lot.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53351 Metafilter: Retards In Area]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53351 Metafilter: shame on y'all]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53363 Metafilter: It's not going to be Lord of the Rings, but then, most websites don't have to be.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53386 Metafilter: Necrophilia may not be okay.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53388 Metafilter: Your favorite eschatology sucks!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53388 Metafilter: Your favorite belief system sucks? lol]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53395 Metafilter: keep the humans alive for food.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53402 Metafilter: A complete surprise to the staff.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53405 Metafilter: You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid or it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53411 Metafilter: I hate you, and I hate the band you like!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53411 Metafilter: 1.21 Gigawatts: The Power of Love.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53413 Metafilter: I'm not a nuclear scientiest ...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53414 Metafilter: falling prey to the Arab propaganda machine.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53440 Metafilter: Suck it, greatest generation.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53441 Metafilter: trusting the web to Hobo Joe in his Bible Shack to "fix" things]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53446 Metafilter: You can't take anything said seriously.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53449 Metafilter: DON'T TOUCH IT.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53451 Metafilter: If I knew what I was doing, I would have baked a cake.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53473 Metafilter: good and useful, and can survive a bit of pranking.     (... just don't tempt Colbert to do it!)]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53508 Metafilter: from 9/11 to the Nazis in 18 posts.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53513 Metafilter: Different day, same gazebo]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53540 Metafilter: passive aggressive load dumping]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53573 Metafilter: Gbalf Xozmn Ram Rqzyk]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53579 Metafilter: the horrible and multitudinous jizz-worms of doom.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53589 Metafilter: Like, things and... things goin' on.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53589 Metafilter: Things and THINGS going on]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53601 Metafilter: Too bad the endless site text is pedantic/satanic/inannic]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53608 Metafilter: some at this site thing this lame]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53613 Metafilter: The empty, soulless, and desperate business of marketing boobs.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53653 Metafilter: lives at home and does not have a girlfriend.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53664 Metafilter: the cushion on the Dipshit Chair]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53689 Metafilter: We start with a point]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53690 Metafilter: the movie!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53715 Metafilter: Are you people even familiar with Wikipedia?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53721 Metafilter: Probably hacked by Lamont.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53721 Metafilter: the cesspool of unbridled partisanship]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53729 Metafilter: Also, it was the blogofascists!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53735 Metafilter: If he only knew to what degree he's boring me!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53744 Metafilter: Sedating Your Inner Kittycat]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53744 Metafilter: Drinking the WHOLE Frisbee.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53748 Metafilter: that toilet's gettin' a workout, ain'it?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53760 Metafilter: Many of the intelligent people reading this post will agree with me without hesitation.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53774 Metafilter: My source is the internet from last year]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53776 Metafilter: Pitching to Gimpy]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53784 Metafilter: is the fat one on the left.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53791 Metafilter: Here's a cool dress you can make]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53802 Metafilter: no shortage of dickheads. Or guns.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53818 Metafilter: [what fleacircus said]<br>]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53819 Metafilter: a disgustingly overused blue-green transfer look.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53832 Metafilter: all video all the time! Reading's for chumps!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53839 Metafilter: a scandal within the Harry Potter fanfic world; use Harry Potter to teach genetics.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53852 Metafilter: I just made a cell phone while applying hair gel to my head. Is this why I am forcefully exploding, or is it the Gatoade? Thanks in advance.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53859 Metafilter: Flaccid Niggaz.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53860 Metafilter: keeping the world safe for bean dip.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53867 Metafilter: not in this one either.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53871 Metafilter: Won't somebody please think of the chickens?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53878 Metafilter: Whistle with disproportionate phallus]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53883 Metafilter: "Wow! 20 centimeters!"]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53906 Metafilter: needs a comfy chair, a coffee, and a couple of bong hits.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53906 Metafilter: This isn't Fark.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53912 Metafilter: Yoking the muse.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53912 Metafilter: An Ode to Hitler's Guardian Angel.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53921 Metafilter: All The Guys In Here Are Three-Legged.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53932 Metafilter: Make yourself feel better by making someone else feel worse]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53937 Metafilter: ...you know the rest.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53941 Metafilter: Roll that sâ€”t, light that sâ€”t, smoke that sâ€”t.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53942 Metafilter: shrieking through their blowholes and listening to the echoes]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53942 Metafilter: probably paying for it anyway]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53942 Metafilter: I really can't believe this is a thread on Metafilter.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53942 Metafilter: Not really.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53943 Metafilter: maybe I just live in a blue fantasyland.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53951 Metafilter: Just Go To YouTube. ]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53972 Metafilter: Mu.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53972 Metafilter: dimwits bullshitting one another.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53983 Metafilter: Something that Robert Plant would use to wipe the sweat off his ass before fucking a goat.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/53986 Metafilter: Mad about Muppets]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54001 Metafilter: much ado about nothing]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54004 Metafilter: Lots of annoying commentary.  Registration required.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54018 Metafilter: Thirty-Five Dudes (So Far) Strokin' It]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54018 Metafilter: Slack jawed rubes drive around in circles.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54029 Metafilter: Web of the best.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54043 Metafilter: Not Safe For Anyone Who Doesn't Want To See A Monkey Eating His Own Splooge]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54043 Metafilter: Some kind of warning would be nice.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54049 Metafilter: These urinals are beautiful, but they're also hilarious!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54060 Metafilter: Policing duality since 1997.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54060 Metafilter: Someone's going to do the tagline thing [...]<br> aren't they]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54060 Metafilter: That was always the best part for me until I lost some hair.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54063 Metafilter: If I don't like something, it must suck.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54067 Metafilter: this site now officialy sucks?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54072 Metafilter: Easy on the smart.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54072 Metafilter: 0 to cocksucker in under a minute.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54073 Metafilter: It may look striking. But people hate reading it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54074 Metafilter: Yes, it's YouTube. They all are.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54088 Metafilter: acerbic cynicism is the way of things]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54097 Metafilter: Generic Manifesto]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54129 Metafilter: The real tragedy here is the going price for marijuana.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54129 Metafilter: I can pretend my black " white viewpoint belongs in the blue " white.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54139 Metafilter: Golly, I can say obvious stuff too!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54145 Metafilter: The kid keeps eating the candy bar even while his throat is being slashed.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54157 Metafilter: as jittery -- nevermind.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54157 Metafilter: On the drip.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54157 Metafilter: As mindblastingly fun as it is to laugh at people]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54158 Metafilter: Shut up, Dios.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54172 Metafilter: In short: Go ahead and try it, motherfucker.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54180 Metafilter: it was a complicated process but, y'know, we'll leave some mystery to that]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54204 Metafilter: you are murdering me by tiny increments and I take you out.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54214 Metafilter: It could probably be demolished by a single well-considered Nietzschean epigram.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54214 Metafilter: Seizing on and analyzing slapdash comments and authoritatively answering rhetorical questions.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54240 Metafilter: I wouldn't be so judgmental, if I were some of you.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54272 Metafilter: some mystical bullshit mechanism.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54323 Metafilter: More unimaginable.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54332 Metafilter: who fucking cares?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54335 Metafilter: why the left loses elections.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54335 Metafilter: a bunch of angry internet people.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54346 Metafilter: Going where no snark has gone before]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54420 Metafilter: another cynical snark at bloggers!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54445 Metafilter: I will spue thee out of my mouth.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54460 Metafilter: Exposing your ignorance to the rest of the world.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54460 Metafilter: 50% ads for 'escorts', 20 pages of full-page ads for mediocre music at nightclubs, 15 pages of reviews of okay local bands, 5 pages of theatre reviews, 1 page of a gay guy talking about being gay, four comics, and a half-page of sarcastic commentary on news somewhere near the front.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54478 Metafilter: Your favorite band sucks even more in cross-genre covers.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54478 Metafilter: This thread is depressing.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54478 Metafilter: your favorite band's fans suck.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54478 Metafilter: you suck]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54501 Metafilter: You should have known that was going to be a lose-lose situation.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54501 Metafilter: you can't tell a dead man to stop feeding his children to fuckin' alligators.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54504 Metafilter: just a bunch of fan wankboy bulldada.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54521 Metafilter: your favorite social system sucks, you capitalist running dog.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54534 Metafilter: 42% English, 38% French, 15% le rest van de UE tonguen und 5% mixed fantasia mots out from Latin, unlikely-old-Greek et mucho rude Italian jurones.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54546 Metafilter: the artistic act is a piratical gesture.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54562 Metafilter: Devastated Like Hiroshima]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54601 Metafilter: Trafficking in abstractions is not the same as thinking...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54609 Metafilter: Stay-at-home fatladies]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54631 Metafilter: There is no free lunch. We are all doomed.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54632 Metafilter: Stabbed In The Chest | Stabbed In The Face | Stabbed In The Leg | Stabbed In The Neck]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54635 Metafilter: "Please forgive me for being chosen by God."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54646 Metafilter: Instead of briefly offending six people at a meeting, you have the chance to enrage thousands.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54658 Metafilter: It's not made by great men.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54687 Metafilter: cave hermit MY ASS!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54688 Metafilter: posted [http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/12633 over and [http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/12637 over and [http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54624 over again.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54693 Metafilter: trust me, I've tried to teach it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54703 Metafilter: Descriptions are for old people.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54709 Metafilter: you all come out to complain.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54709 Metafilter: I  will not take that [free]<br> thing [http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/41707 from your hand.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54763 Metafilter: "churning" its own "butter" since 1999.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54822 Metafilter: pedant patent pending]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54826 Metafilter: Everything sucks in at least one way, and that way is all that matters.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54831 Metafilter: Hypocrite! This is the most contemptible political trick since the beginning of time. He is blatantly pandering to the kitten vote in November. Where will all this kitty-love go after the elections? You know he is going to veto Lamont's universal health care for cats bill. What about all the Iraqi kitties killed in American air strikes?  Impeach Bush now!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54848 Metafilter: Getting irked at just about every comment]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54875 Metafilter: If this is the best of the web then I am a horse with a canteloupe for a head.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54908 Metafilter: Ooh! I get to tell my severed head story!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54930 Metafilter: YouTube, in German but with moustached rubber ducks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54968 Metafilter: That was a stupid comment.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54973 Metafilter: The snarky meme.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54986 Metafilter: a veritable lolocaust.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/54998 Metafilter: Burma-Shave signs]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55031 Metafilter: home of the surrealistic non-sequitur]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55068 Metafilter: Like being bitten to death by ducks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55083 Metafilter: Going Down the Toilet]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55084 Metafilter: Remember, if you feel faint or light headed, that means your just not working hard enough.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55093 Metafilter: black-hearted little shits.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55122 Metafilter: They can puff up and shit.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55123 Metafilter: This isn't motherfucking Fark.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55136 Metafilter: It is our desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter to the consuming public in."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55142 Metafilter: The problem was that the information, gleaned from the Internet, was false.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55144 Metafilter: heart palpitations and other bodily effects above and beyond the ordinary "hey, that tickles!"]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55164 Metafilter: Stop getting your news from the Drudge Report]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55164 Metafilter: It's the kind of crap that comes out of a precocious and moody sixteen year old kid's mouth.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55201 Metafilter: People with vaginas are fucked in the head]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55201 Metafilter: We don't march up and down the street demanding anybody be deported for wanting to impale their adult baby on a double-headed butt-plug.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55201 Metafilter: Missionary position only, and none of that funny stuff]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55204 Metafilter: sitting in the seat of mockers]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55208 Metafilter: a cup and some shinguards, and hungry for human flesh]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55220 Metafilter: Where Mr. T has been discussed many times before.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55224 Metafilter: Respectfully disagree with]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55227 Metafilter: Labels. Philosophies. Nouns.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55240 Metafilter: who fucken cares]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55246 Metafilter: a simulation in the key of irony.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55249 Metafilter: nothing but a dream, determination, and millions of loyal, consummate killers riding behind you.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55299 Metafilter: "Watch me take my round, pink pill ...and not care."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55305 Metafilter: Went down to Alabama and stole one of your women, who came back to Canada with it and recently produced a hybrid North American.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55315 Metafilter: who cares what the real story is.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55335 Metafilter: you guys are certainly a bit harsh on new people to this site.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55335 Metafilter:  Why am I even here?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55395 Metafilter: People being goofballs.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55409 Metafilter: the leading provider of YouTube videos of kids lighting farts on fire]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55415 Metafilter: Monitoring the dildonic menace since 1999]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55425 Metafilter: a mix of Shaolin and Street Fighter II]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55441 Metafilter: a turd on the sidewalk that everyone has to step around.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55442 Metafilter: slaughtering chickens or churning butter]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55442 Metafilter: Our society is doing pretty well despite the lack of joined up letters.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55445 Metafilter: skilled gay polyglots]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55450 Metafilter: death, fear, fire]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55468 Metafilter: It's not a logical rule (even if it does make light saber like sounds in your head when you use it).]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55476 Metafilter: your favorite fantasy land social system sucks]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55490 Metafilter: Some folks just enjoy a nice safe rage.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55501 Metafilter: First prize, yellow cock]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55516 Metafilter: nothing here besides pretension, half-witted irony, and some vague anti-capitalist notions]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55517 Metafilter: linguistic libertarianism to grammar fascism]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55565 Metafilter: blurring the line between serious observation and snarky comment one thread at a time.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55577 Metafilter: on TV, all you can do is lurk.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55583 Metafilter: Haters of my new girlfriend.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55593 Metafilter: Shit ain't suppossed to make sense and it never will.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55593 Metafilter: This discussion sucks. Too many white people]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55606 Metafilter: I love these polyramas]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55642 Metafilter: Not as funny as it used to be.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55645 Metafilter: The home of intelligent discourse.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55645 Metafilter: fuck your ilk]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55677 Metafilter: ..." lines in there...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55687 Metafilter: constructed from advanced "metamaterials"]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55710 Metafilter: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55727 Metafilter: Grabbing fearfully at your crotch]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55733 Metafilter: Don't worry, it's just a soybean paste.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55746 Metafilter: My god, that's a lot of semen.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55746 Metafilter: About a quart.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55746 Metafilter: About a quart low, I'd say.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55761 Metafilter: that googling guy]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55794 Metafilter: neural mainline turned me blue]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55794 Metafilter: And then there were five...]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55795 Metafilter: the collective fellations of the digerati.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55827 Metafilter: Warning: Fiddle tunes!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55830 Metafilter: Um....Duh?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55888 Metafilter: GROUP INTELLECT]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55899 Metafilter: Sometimes we have a feeling of complete hopelessness.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55903 Metafilter: Just another tired trend.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55904 Metafilter: Is this to be an empathy test?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55904 Metafilter: finest quality, superior workmanship.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55904 Metafilter: I'm so happy that was left out.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55913 Metafilter: I subscribe to all of the same rss feeds you do.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55913 Metafilter: Log off and kill yourself.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55921 Metafilter: This bullshit isn't going to stop ]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55967 Metafilter: worthless without before/aft pictures.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/55978 Metafilter: Not everything needs a big veiny cock in the middle of it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56001 Metafilter: We don't wait no fucking 17 years.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56002 Metafilter: buttering the Great Cosmic Muffin so you don't have to]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56002 Metafilter: The best strategy would be to move away from the laptop, quickly.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56003 Metafilter: Dang, that is good cochicken!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56007 Metafilter: Actually, no, it's not. Actually, yes it is.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56023 Metafilter: gasping puss and cheddar]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56024 Metafilter: ear bleach]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56028 Metafilter: Elephants are bigger in person! ]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56028 Metafilter: The bust of the web.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56071 Metafilter: uncanny similarities between JFK and Abraham Lincoln!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56090 Metafilter: Bullshit candybar.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56102 Metafilter: A Sofa Of Small Birds Who Agree With Lesbians]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56102 Metafilter: This is why I stopped reading MetaFilter.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56102 Metafilter: It produces a lot of useless verbiage, this comment included]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56131 Metafilter: Since 2004, I thought american people are so stupid but know they are just bunch of mother fuckers and also ham]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56149 Metafilter: it's the actual physical separation that causes problems.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56151 Metafilter: Meh.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56159 Metafilter: Even Jesus has a smelly anus.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56159 Metafilter: bending the world to the will of its collective consciousness somehow.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56159 Metafilter: Simplistic, overbearing crapola.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56184 Metafilter: Just pawn in game of life.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56193 Metafilter: I'm just kind of amazed we're giving this rather pedestrian event such attention.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56237 Metafilter: Some degree of acidity should be assumed.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56245 Metafilter: somehow that Flash cartoon seemed funnier late last night after a few drinks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56245 Metafilter: I don't feel that I am a better person for having watched that.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56254 Metafilter: No Burning Rivers of Lard]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56254 Metafilter: Yearning for freedom and sleeping with whores.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56275 Metafilter: cryptic and porny -who could ask for more?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56279 Metafilter: Your favourite magician sucks.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56283 Metafilter: Guided By Comments]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56332 Metafilter: A lot of people there are extremely upset.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56378 Metafilter: some crazy booze-fueled snogfest.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56380 Metafilter: Lame, unless someone explains it to me.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56403 Metafilter: the art of demotivating others.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56412 Metafilter: Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56412 Metafilter: That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56412 Metafilter: BF Skinner would be proud.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56422 Metafilter: Guilty when found innocent.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56435 Metafilter: Vertebrates getting pwnz0red]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56453 Metafilter: Best Advertising for a Television Show On The Web]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56476 Metafilter: The new hotness in the post-hipster Grass-House wave a decade from now, but probably not.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56495 Metafilter: cancer... it's better than nothing.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56497 Metafilter: first with breaking news.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56500 Metafilter: Wookiees---Asian maids.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56503 Metafilter: The Divided States of United Lies!]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56531 Metafilter: If I've ever seen a single page worth of information that just screams for some Java based interactiveability, this is it.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56540 Metafilter: five dollars of terrible."]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56540 Metafilter: The Worst of the Web.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56545 Metafilter: the user submitted content solution.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56582 Metafilter: Grumpy Old Men in D Minor.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56591 Metafilter: Linked the penis.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56598 Metafilter: a gigantic struggle between strength and weakness, an eternal victory of the strong over the weak.]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56602 Metafilter: very small ones. But they're kinda hairy]<br>
[http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/56604 Metafilter: a horse Nuremberg rally]<br>
[http://metatalk.metafilter.com/13868 Metafilter: Theodore Sturgeon was an optimist.]<br>