Despite being at home all the time my life has a patina of excitement and adventure. Everything I do needs be witnessed by the cats because it is ever so edifying. 'I think he's going to put away some socks. Yes! Yes he is! I'm so glad we came.'

Only three a year? Man, I've gotta cut back.

My....my life is not complete....

sysinfo the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Because of the cats, mightshould, or because of the snakes? Snake Deficiency Syndrome is real #YOSST (You Only Swallow Snakes Thrice).

On the other hand, nobody witnesses me putting away socks so these days I just sort of shove them into the drawer instead of pairing them. The shame!

I got it wrong. I thought it said a snake swallows an average of three sleeping persons a year and thought I'd just been lucky.

sysinfo 2.0; the kitties find snakes to be adorable playthings so I never get to let sleeping snakes lay.

senyar; think it's the lady who swallowed a fly; I don't know why...

arse hat; I think my kitties are being more like critics than excited observers. Maybe you are having too much fun with socks...tossing them in the drawer as suggested by sysinfo 2.0 sounds fun but leads too much kitty goalkeeping.