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28 October 2018
Halloween is almost here! Why did the skeleton stay outside in the cold?→[More:]He was a numb skull
A man went to a Halloween party dressed in a costume of a gold frame interlaced with strings.
The host asked him "what have you come as?"
"A harp", the man replied.
The host looked him up and down and said "Hmmm, that looks too small to be a harp".
"Are you calling me a lyre?!"