Love secrets? Secret love?
Apparently I am the default cruise director of your personal love boat. Come aboard, we're expecting you...→
[More:]Um, I believe you have roughly 45 hours in which to make merry upon this ship of fools, created by chrismear and manned by robots.
As I venture forth in search of candy hearts that say NO MEANS NO, I do hope you make the most of the amenities.
Love comes in may forms, not all romantic nor sweet.