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31 January 2014

Worst pickup lines? →[More:] Like:

"Hey there, sorry to bother you, but I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?"

post by: Eideteker at: 14:40 | 13 comments

Mmm, you stink real purty. What'd you roll in?

posted by Hugh Janus 31 January | 14:43

Him: Are you okay?
Me: Hmmm?
Him: Did it hurt?
Me: Did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from heaven.
Me: *rolls eyes so hard I dislocate them from their sockets*

posted by msali 31 January | 15:27

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you come home with me and have sex?"

posted by mrmoonpie 31 January | 15:30

I have actually used these in the last 6 months:

"Would you like to come home with me and see the skull?"

"I could take you back to my place and show you my credenza."

posted by mrmoonpie 31 January | 15:32

Girl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 31 January | 15:42

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is OUTTA THIS WORLD!"

posted by Eideteker 31 January | 17:07

Hey doll, is there room in your purse for the keys to my Porsche?

posted by Senyar 31 January | 17:54

You know what rhymes with 98? Fate.

posted by rainbaby 31 January | 18:34

"So, first time in prison big boy?"

posted by arse_hat 31 January | 23:48

TPS, I might just sleep with that guy. That pick up line would work on me.

posted by msali 01 February | 00:00

"Is this seat taken?" while smacking the person on the ass (which actually worked for a female friend in high school and they're still married as far as I know)

posted by bluesapphires 01 February | 17:42

Selfie?

posted by buzzman 01 February | 20:08

Does this chloroform smell funny?

posted by Splunge 02 February | 07:13

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