Ch-ch-ch-chia! I need help thinking up a holiday joke. →[More:]We have a Yankee Swap (Pollyanna/Dirty Santa/White Elephant) gift exchange at my office every year. For a couple of years, it's been a joke to wrap up this dumb Chia Scooby Doo that we had kicking around the office. LAst year I actually volunteered to have this as my gift because I wanted to take it out of commission. Even when you're a good sport, it sucks to get Scooby Chia and not one of the actually decent gifts. But I wanted to keep the joke alive somehow so Scooby Chia can continue to be part of our holiday celebration. I thought about growing out his chia coat and using him as some kind of centerpiece for holiday food. That'd be fun, but any other great ideas?