TIL that bananas are tricks and popcorn is a treat. And that if you give a dog a stuffed pheasant, notwithstanding the dog is a beagle, it'll give you a "Da fuck is dis?" look.

No, this is so wrong. Those sad eyes should have stopped this much sooner.

If it makes you feel better, here's one of those dogs having his way with some fabric softener dryer sheets. He's happy as a pig in shit! I think lemon beagles are just weird to begin with.