idk it was like that when I got here, scout's honor.

Because I said so.

Because it was just sitting there on the sink, you expect me to ask whose it was? God damn, my hands are hot.

You want a drink? We should all get in a car and go, um, how about bowling? No that sucks, unless they have a bar. They have a bar at the bowling alley, right?

I don't even like bowling, hahaha. But I could learn to like it. Let's get some people over here! Do you have any more of that? Maybe we shouldn't get too many people over, you know what I mean? Then we'll have to share.

I have some money, you wanna call your guy?

Of course I'm sorry! But it was just sitting there on the sink, calling to me, you got any more? Let's do this shit! Check it!

Am I talking too much? Deal with it, I love me too!

Let's make a movie!

I'm honestly surprised Google doesn't have a cute response when you enter this into a search.

[THIS IS WHERE THE LINK TO THAT CUTE RESPONSE WOULD GO]

On this occasion, Google has failed us, I'm afraid :-(

Siri said: I don't know. Maybe the Genius Bar folks can answer that for you.

Worth a shot.

I asked her again and she said: That's an excellent question. I was wondering that myself.

My favorite Siri response, though, was when I got frustrated and called her stupid, and she said, Now, now.

Oh, and the answer to this question (much like the answer to any "how much?" question is "$20, SAIT"), is always: "Because you touch yourself at night."

"Because you touch yourself at night."

I am ashamed of myself for imagining a Jeopardy panel with three cute kids, and Alex reads that clue.

All the kids look sidelong at each other, reluctant to answer. A brave little boy tentatively hits the buzzer, bursts into tears and asks "Why are mommy and daddy fighting?" and the crowd goes wild.

I probably should have kept this thought to myself.

Three hours and eight answers and nobody has dared say...

"WHY NOT?"

Hugh, as always, you make me laugh so hard. Like really out loud.

Annie Lennox doesn't know either- beautiful song though.

Heh, my first thought was to wonder why the 'at night' part was so important. (is touching yourself during the day less sinful somehow?), but then I saw Hugh's comment and laughed out loud. On the train. Now the lady sitting opposite me is looking at me strangely.

It's my fault.

Wherefore?

Never mind the why and wherefore.

Because as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without reason. ::sigh: Man.