I always though I'd end up with a Jew but I really seem to have a thing going with the Catholic--→[More:] I'm so confused. A Catholic with a sense of humor? Who looks like a WASP? It was bad enough when they did Steven vs. Stephen, now I don't know what to do. I find him enduringly... something...
Look, I don't expect him to leave his wife and 367 children for me, but I will keep up the pageant hair-- yeah, I'm omitting that link until Lent is over--
Does this mean I should stop relations with young multicultural men gifted below the waist? Are there more humored Catholics than I think? Is hot Jesus everywhere?
I am so confused.