one of my favorite videos of comedian Paul F Tompkins.

Whoo boy, that sounds like fun.

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender says "what's this, some kind of a joke?"

OMG BUNNY ORCHID

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When in doubt, Ask Metafilter.

I love Fritos. I hope by the end of Day 3 you still love them too! Good luck.

I spent the last 17 hours in bed from the side effects, mainly nausea and headache not at all unlike your worst ever hangover. I can't do this a second day. I gotta call the doc in the morning. I haven't been able to drag myself downstairs yet to weigh myself, but I guess I shed about ten pounds of water.

Oddly, Fritos and Ritz crackers are the only things I can eat without the thought of gagging.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

If you still need amusing things, I enjoy this twitter of odd quotations from history - https://twitter.com/historyweird

Thanks for all the links!

I still managed to deplete my sodium levels despite the Frito binge, but roast chicken breast drenched in soy sauce fixed eventually fixed that early Thursday evening. I only shed 8 pounds of fluid, but I can't be bothered with doctors again until next week.