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19 March 2013

Essence of Spoiler Drag Race edition. It's got to be the funniest one yet.→[More:] Coco needs to be going home and oddly Alyssa has finally won me over. She is like a bubble, think-skinned, shinny, and full of air. I do believe one could pop her, because she is all surface; it's a wonder she can speak. Meanwhile Boxy Mandrews looks like a bag of sherbert.

post by: ethylene at: 23:59 | 3 comments

Now I know what a six dollar ding dong looks like.

posted by ethylene 20 March | 00:04

I share the sentiment re: Alyssa! It's a shame they wasted so much of this season hashing and re-hashing the Coco/Alyssa drama; surely there's funnier stuff going on. I miss the warmth of the previous seasons.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 20 March | 10:00

I know exactly when the transformation started: Linsey said she was "the most beeahuuuu-tiful girl, like a fairy princess" and I went, "Wha? Really?" And in avc's review last week, she really was and I hadn't noticed, because as soon as she moves her mouth in any way, it's all unintentional comedy. That confidence is coming from somewhere, and I think its core is her pure Southern charm from some time before "bless your heart" meant "eat this, you fucking cunt." She is like the tiniest flying pony in the world, "special" in every way you can ever mean.

Untucked seems to suggest she was saved by Ru and the edit last week and avc be da backdoor/backroom skinny on everything so for good or ill, we can't keep her, but I'll finally miss her. Fly, tiniest pony!

Every time someone yells, "Bitch, go home!" a tiny pony gets its wings.
*looks at Coco. Creepy, creepy Coco*

posted by ethylene 20 March | 14:10

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