the "douchemail" incident
Um, did I happen to email anybody here a copy of "douchemail"?→
[More:] Yeah, long story, really long, funny story, really, but I'm trying to find a copy of the mentioned email-- I will explain at some point I'm sure. It's-- how did I put this-- maybe 3-5 pages of scathing sarcasm and satire wrapped around a chewy fact filled center, very probably with "douche" in the subject line. Or I may have posted it somewhere. Such a long story.
Anyway, if anybody happens to know what I'm talking about: post it, mail me, send it, what have you.
Good googly moogly, I have no idea how I am still awake.
You know, it's exactly circumstances like this in which one might entitle a draft "douche" and have absolutely no recollection of it.
And possibly start a fight club and end up bombing Delaware.