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16 February 2013

the "douchemail" incident Um, did I happen to email anybody here a copy of "douchemail"?[More:] Yeah, long story, really long, funny story, really, but I'm trying to find a copy of the mentioned email-- I will explain at some point I'm sure. It's-- how did I put this-- maybe 3-5 pages of scathing sarcasm and satire wrapped around a chewy fact filled center, very probably with "douche" in the subject line. Or I may have posted it somewhere. Such a long story.

Anyway, if anybody happens to know what I'm talking about: post it, mail me, send it, what have you.

Good googly moogly, I have no idea how I am still awake.
You know, it's exactly circumstances like this in which one might entitle a draft "douche" and have absolutely no recollection of it.

And possibly start a fight club and end up bombing Delaware.
Facts should include bits about translation/transcription, DNA replication, obliviously ignorant anti-Semitism, Christian sects, academia, possibly stuff about Iran during the Johnson administration...
posted by ethylene 16 February | 17:55
I'm remembering quite a bit about privileged white male ignorance/ conservative victimhood, a bunch of mangled social psychology on stereotypes bewilderingly regurgitated at me, the vague possibility of very colorful Spanish vulgarities and one definite Yiddish term, and probably a big chunk about hypocrisy and disrespect demonstrated by downright flamboyant disregard of the most basic elements competency-- crap, I gotta find a copy because as a performance piece, it really sang with a good five or six punctuated nails that nearly toppled the flow with response from a really broad audience.

I'm giving it two week of diplomacy before I just hack my way back in, and I mean with ugly gaping holes that look like looting invitations if their architecture hasn't already caved in on itself by then.
posted by ethylene 16 February | 21:44
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