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08 February 2013

Apparently, the big snow storm in the North East will cause the world to end.
Are you prepared? How will you bide your time in the event of complete infrastructural breakdown?
In the even of power failure (happens ALL the time here) I will be under my blankets keeping warm. I have food, drink, chocolate, and enough battery life (and a crank radio) to last a few days. My neighbor has a generator (mine is broken) to keep my insulin and veg cold.

I suspect that sometime during the night, the zombies will come to my door. I will not allow them to see movement in my house for fear that they will break in and use my arms as a snack. The cat and dog next door will probably become food. They have been excellent friends and will make a wonderful curry. I am confident that given enough time and supplies, I can come up with a mechanical way to recover H2O from my urine.

In the event overwhelming numbers of living dead neighbors, I will repair to the river (next door) to float East into Great Bay and then North to other points Canadian.

I wish you all luck and God's speed...

posted by MonkeyButter 08 February | 13:35
I'm still prepped from Sandy so all I did was get cheese and crackers a bottle of rum. This part of town never looses power.

Don;t worry! I have it on good authority that zombies freeze in place when the temperature drops. The spring thaw may be a problem however.
posted by The Whelk 08 February | 14:17
Once again, glad that I don't live on the east coast. Worried about family though. At least my sister in Jersey still has the generator that she bought for Sandy.
posted by octothorpe 08 February | 14:43
I grew up south of Lake Erie, just far enough to catch the full brunt of lake-effect snow, so 30" accumulation overnight was fairly routine for us. Conversely, I lived in Boston just long enough to know that 30" there could be a major pain in the ass, to say the least.

My advice: hit the library.
posted by Ardiril 08 February | 14:58
Being in Atlanta, I think we'll have some time, but perhaps I should stock up in any case.

Unfortunately, my sister in law and grandfather are up in NY, at a hospital, so I am keeping my fingers crossed, because I do not believe they are prepared.
posted by needlegrrl 08 February | 15:25
I'm scheduled to fly to Florida tomorrow. I have two flights- the original flight out of JFK at 1 and a backup flight out of Newark at 5:30. If neither of those work, I'll be in town and back to work on Monday!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 February | 15:33
Where in NY are your SIL and granpda, needgrrl?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 February | 15:34
In case of power loss:

Intizar Husein - Basti

Sōseki Natsume - The Gate

Robert Ruark - Uhuru
posted by Hugh Janus 08 February | 15:43
Well...it's snowing. I'm making chili. We have rye whiskey. If the power stays on, I'm gonna catch up on Downton Abbey. If the power goes off, I'll practice guitar as long as it stays warm enough, then mole up and read.
posted by Miko 08 February | 17:17
Venturing outside every few hours to shovel in hopes that we can stay ahead of the snow (though the morning shift will be a real doozy). Otherwise, everything's as normal around here.
posted by initapplette 08 February | 21:08
I've been tweeting back and forth with the @JetBlue twitter account. They're on the ball!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 February | 22:01
Look at this. If I fall in love with the @JetBlue twitter account, do you think I could get discounted or free travel:

JetBlue Airways ‏@JetBlue
JFK has been put to bed for the night with the departure of our last flight of the day, to ORD pic.twitter.com/0DznyzlX

Kate the Great Kate the Great ‏@misspinkkate
@JetBlue Goodnight, JFK! Hoping I can fly to PBI tomorrow at 1 pm! Thanks for all your hard work, JetBlue!

JetBlue Airways JetBlue Airways ‏@JetBlue
@misspinkkate We hope so too! Remember to check your flight status before leaving for the airport for any new updates!

Kate the Great Kate the Great ‏@misspinkkate
@JetBlue It's late! Shouldn't you be in bed, @JetBlue? Hope they don't have you working all hours of the day!

JetBlue Airways JetBlue Airways ‏@JetBlue
@misspinkkate 24/7! How else would we provide excellent service?!?

Kate the Great Kate the Great ‏@misspinkkate
@JetBlue I just hope you get a vacation to one of your beautiful travel destinations every now and again!

JetBlue Airways ‏@JetBlue
@misspinkkate We'd love to see you there!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 February | 22:06
It's like a modern day fairy tale!
posted by The Whelk 08 February | 23:12
Taylor Swift is gonna steal him from me any minute.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 February | 02:06
Fashion Friday - Personal challenge - mix Grey and Maroon || Did anyone see Life Of Pi?

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