Some of these are great. Some look like serious injuries.

Some are both.

I really hope Linday Lohan doesn't die because the bathetic media coverage will be intolerable.

Anyone who just discovered they had superpowers at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT

Fantastic caption for that gif.

I hope Lindsay makes it took, but I fear the worst for her.

I'm pretty tired of Lindsay's endless fall to the bottom. And out of sympathy given her really nasty behavior toward others.

It is not Lindsay that I feel for; I mean I *do* feel for her... it is the giant family cash grab over her... being as it is 2012; Lindsay is on her way to a fatal overdose/driving/whatever event in a year or three.

No Michael Jackson/Marilyn Monrow/James Dean legacy there... the singular Herbie the Love Bug movie is not going to do much to make her more than a WTF idiot in the anals [sic] of time.

I do sincerely hope she grows up and does not finish on her present course.

Camp counselor in me: Ack! Never do a trust fall with only two people to catch you!

Waitress in me: Always put a bunch of chairs or cones around when you open the floor hatch! (This one is not uncommon).

I want that toilet paper gun to torture the cats.