MetaChat REGISTER   ||   LOGIN   ||   IMAGES ARE OFF   ||   RECENT COMMENTS




artphoto by splunge
artphoto by TheophileEscargot
artphoto by Kronos_to_Earth
artphoto by ethylene

Home

About

Search

Archives

Mecha Wiki

Metachat Eye

Emcee

IRC Channels

IRC FAQ


 RSS


Comment Feed:

RSS

23 October 2012

BELATED CAPS LOCK SHOUTYNESS [More:] LEFT MY PHONE IN THE GLOVE BOX OF A RENTED CAR I HAD TO GET TO GO TO A TOTALLY POINTLESS SMALL CLAIMS CASE IN ANOTHER COUNTY. TOTALLY MISSED MY CAPS LOCK BIRTHDAY AND HAD TO LISTEN TO AN IDIOT GREEDHEAD WHO IS LYING ABOUT WHAT SHE DID WITH FIVE PAINTING OVER FOUR FEET AND A TON OF EXPENSIVE ART SUPPLIES. I DON'T CARE HOW BAD YOUR MEMORY IS, IT TAKES SERIOUS EFFORT TO DISPOSE OF LARGE PAINTINGS AND THAT MUCH STUFF, YOU TOTAL CREEPO.
AT LEAST THEY ARE GOING TO BRING ME MY PHONE AND ANOTHER STUPID CASE IS OVER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT JUDGE MATHIS IS? THEY WANT ONE OF MY CASES, BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO TO CHICAGO.

WOW, I COULD DO SO MUCH SHOUTING, IF I DON'T BLACK OUT WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR.
Judge Mathis is a court show like Judge Judy. If you go on this show you will not necessarily get a just outcome, because they're primarily entertainment shows. There are some testimonials here from people who've been on the show.

It's 'indemnified arbitration' - in other words, if you're being sued and you lose, the show pays your damages. You also get a small fee and they pay your travel expenses. But in return you effectively give the producers carte blanche to twist your story and you set yourself up for humiliation on national TV, with the possibly added bonus of a permanent spot on YouTube.
posted by Senyar 23 October | 13:12
JUDGE MATHIS. IT COULD BE FUN OR IT COULD BE EMBARRASSING, I SUPPOSE IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU WIN.

I'M GENERALLY CRABBY TODAY, I COULD LAY OUT ALL THE REASONS BUT I THINK THEY'RE THE SYMPTOMS, NOT THE PROBLEM.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 October | 13:14
THEY PAY YOUR DAMAGES? THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY SAID ON THE PHONE. AND I'M THE SUER AND I DOUBT THE SUEE WOULD AGREE IF SHE HAD ANY SENSE IN HER HEAD, SINCE IT WILL BE A LOT OF UGLY DISCLOSURE. THEY JUST PUSHED THAT THEY CAN GET YOU QUICK COMPENSATION AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING TELEVISED FURTHER OR NATIONALLY HUMILIATING SOMEONE. I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY GOT PEOPLE TO AGREE TO DO IT.
AND YET PEOPLE JUST LIE LIE LIE. IT IS FREAKING MANDATORY IN THIS AREA. "YOU LOOK FABULOUS!" "I FEEL GREAT!"

I BET I AM FORGETTING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

ARE ABS SUPPOSE TO HAVE MAGICAL SUPER POWERS? BECAUSE I THINK GUYS THINK HEADLESS TORSOS ARE WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN I FIND THEM. MAYBE IT WORKS ON GRINDR BUT IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME.

NOW I AM WONDERING IF I SHOULD KEEP THE LANDLINE FOR EMERGENCIES. I NEVER WRITE DOWN NUMBERS ANYMORE. PHONELESSNESS IS RIDICULOUSLY CRIPPLING.
posted by ethylene 23 October | 13:37
OK, THAT'S ABOUT AS MUCH BEING UPRIGHT I CAN STAND BEFORE THE NAUSEA HITS. I HOPE THEY FIXED RU PAUL'S ALL STARS.
I WONDER IF TODAY IS THE DAY MY LAPTOP EXPLODES.
posted by ethylene 23 October | 13:59
SOME ASSHAT WENT TO LUNCH AND FORGOT TO DROP OFF MY PHONE.
MUST STAY CONSCIOUS. SHOULD EAT SOMETHING.
WAIT, IT'S HERE--
posted by ethylene 23 October | 14:27
WHY MUST PEOPLE INFANTILIZE NAMES? DOES PAT HAVE TO BE PATTY? KATE HAS TO BE KATIE? JUST CALL EVERYONE HON AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY.
posted by ethylene 23 October | 14:32
TEAM CHALLENGES ARE NOT FAIR. AND IS EVERYONE QUOTING THE HUNGER GAMES NOW? I BARELY REMEMBER THE MOVIE EXCEPT HOW IT LET DOWN THE BOOK.
COLD, TIRED, PAIN. CONSCIOUSNESS CAN BITE IT NOW.
posted by ethylene 23 October | 16:16
SORRY TO HEAR YOU HAD A SUCKY DAY ETHYLENE.

I hope you're feeling better today. Whuffles, etc.
posted by undue influence 24 October | 08:05
THANKS.
JASON JONES ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF GREG BRADY.
I NEED A NEW HIDEY HOLE AND A LOT MORE VEGETABLES.
posted by ethylene 24 October | 18:41
What words would you consider to be the most overused? || Time Capsule Homes

HOME  ||   REGISTER  ||   LOGIN