Judge Mathis is a court show like Judge Judy. If you go on this show you will not necessarily get a just outcome, because they're primarily entertainment shows. There are some testimonials here from people who've been on the show.

It's 'indemnified arbitration' - in other words, if you're being sued and you lose, the show pays your damages. You also get a small fee and they pay your travel expenses. But in return you effectively give the producers carte blanche to twist your story and you set yourself up for humiliation on national TV, with the possibly added bonus of a permanent spot on YouTube.

JUDGE MATHIS. IT COULD BE FUN OR IT COULD BE EMBARRASSING, I SUPPOSE IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU WIN.

I'M GENERALLY CRABBY TODAY, I COULD LAY OUT ALL THE REASONS BUT I THINK THEY'RE THE SYMPTOMS, NOT THE PROBLEM.

THEY PAY YOUR DAMAGES? THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY SAID ON THE PHONE. AND I'M THE SUER AND I DOUBT THE SUEE WOULD AGREE IF SHE HAD ANY SENSE IN HER HEAD, SINCE IT WILL BE A LOT OF UGLY DISCLOSURE. THEY JUST PUSHED THAT THEY CAN GET YOU QUICK COMPENSATION AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING TELEVISED FURTHER OR NATIONALLY HUMILIATING SOMEONE. I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY GOT PEOPLE TO AGREE TO DO IT.
AND YET PEOPLE JUST LIE LIE LIE. IT IS FREAKING MANDATORY IN THIS AREA. "YOU LOOK FABULOUS!" "I FEEL GREAT!"

I BET I AM FORGETTING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

ARE ABS SUPPOSE TO HAVE MAGICAL SUPER POWERS? BECAUSE I THINK GUYS THINK HEADLESS TORSOS ARE WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN I FIND THEM. MAYBE IT WORKS ON GRINDR BUT IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME.

NOW I AM WONDERING IF I SHOULD KEEP THE LANDLINE FOR EMERGENCIES. I NEVER WRITE DOWN NUMBERS ANYMORE. PHONELESSNESS IS RIDICULOUSLY CRIPPLING.

OK, THAT'S ABOUT AS MUCH BEING UPRIGHT I CAN STAND BEFORE THE NAUSEA HITS. I HOPE THEY FIXED RU PAUL'S ALL STARS.
I WONDER IF TODAY IS THE DAY MY LAPTOP EXPLODES.

SOME ASSHAT WENT TO LUNCH AND FORGOT TO DROP OFF MY PHONE.
MUST STAY CONSCIOUS. SHOULD EAT SOMETHING.
WAIT, IT'S HERE--

WHY MUST PEOPLE INFANTILIZE NAMES? DOES PAT HAVE TO BE PATTY? KATE HAS TO BE KATIE? JUST CALL EVERYONE HON AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY.

TEAM CHALLENGES ARE NOT FAIR. AND IS EVERYONE QUOTING THE HUNGER GAMES NOW? I BARELY REMEMBER THE MOVIE EXCEPT HOW IT LET DOWN THE BOOK.
COLD, TIRED, PAIN. CONSCIOUSNESS CAN BITE IT NOW.

SORRY TO HEAR YOU HAD A SUCKY DAY ETHYLENE.

I hope you're feeling better today. Whuffles, etc.

THANKS.
JASON JONES ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF GREG BRADY.
I NEED A NEW HIDEY HOLE AND A LOT MORE VEGETABLES.