That gives Michael Bay another thing to make awful with the "Ninja Turtles Reboot"...

I had no idea how much there was to learn about turtle butts.

This explains their horrible breath.

I totally thought the person asking the question was a doofus for thinking this was possible. Egg on mah face.

Also: "adults of both sexes swam with a widely gaping cloacal orifice". Heh heh heh.

A few years ago the husband had a dinner of sea cucumber with another friend of ours while I and the friend's wife had like, chicken, beef, I don't even remember. But I remember him waking me up at 4am saying, "Goddamn, I am starving" and his breath smelled like he'd been drinking from an aquarium.
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" his breath smelled like he'd been drinking from an aquarium." Oddly I had the same breath the morning after a night of hot sex with Daryl Hannah.

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