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16 September 2012

Actual Ad Seen In The Wild Those are some asterisks
A popular daytime medical show? I'm sold.
posted by arse_hat 16 September | 13:58
I looked it up to see if it was some kind of parody promotion for "real" supplements but ....noooooooo
posted by The Whelk 16 September | 14:33
What was the "Popular Daytime Medical Show" - General Hospital?
posted by Senyar 16 September | 15:32
Probably The Doctors. The gym has this show on one of the TVs every day, and they advertise this kind of stuff.
posted by Ardiril 16 September | 15:38
WTF is this stuff?
Pretty ominous when "Clinically Studied" has to be asterisked. Which of those two words might not pass muster or definition? Clinic? Studied?
posted by Thorzdad 16 September | 15:48
If you use enough asterisks they become decorative sparklies.

You figure, well, all three of these things can't be lies, can they? Maybe if just one is correct, that's something. Who are these FDA people anyway.

Whereas if it just had one asterisk, you'd know that was a lie. And probably the most important thing.
posted by fleacircus 16 September | 16:09
Maybe on "Dr." Oz. He shills for crap like this, (at least as seen on the commercials for his show). I won't watch it because he's in that group of alleged medical practitioners like "Dr." Phill that actually make me sick.
posted by Splunge 16 September | 16:32
The ad I like is for 5-Hour Energy:

73% of doctors surveyed said that they would “recommend a low-calorie energy supplement to their healthy patients who use energy supplements.”

That's right up there with the classic, "I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV."
posted by Ardiril 16 September | 17:52
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