Bring your p(o)et to work day. Apparently, it's bring your pet to work day. For those who (like me) failed to heed the call, let's bring our poets to work instead. Or if you prefer, bring your pet!
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Here is
John Cooper Clarke, commenting on the morality of tabloid newspapers. One of my favorites. Bear with the blurry video - the audio makes it worthwhile.