Stand alone movie quotes
Do you have any particular favourite bits of movie dialogue that for you, just never stop being funny, and that you quote to yourself every now and then and then laugh inordinately?
Here are mine.
"You have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman and
a Satanist. I have nothing to look forward to but menopause and wrinkles in this life, and vats of boiling oil in the next."
"I didn't know it was your diary when I first read it. I thought it was a very sad hand-written novel."
Tell me yours! Don't identify the movie — let everyone try to place it, and for this to work the quote has to be funny on its own, without any context given.