Too bad, looks like a fun place.

I saw the flags on the website and was like, wait, they have the menu in Spanish and Italian? But no, Italian Day! Mexican Fiesta! "Chicken entreé's!" Awesome.

They definitely have that Big Buck Hunter video game aesthetic going on their home page.

I've never been kicked out of a restaurant before (well, not that I can remember, anyway). Did you at least shout on your way out, "I'm outta here! I'm not eating here! I wouldn't eat here! I'd never eat here anyway!"

They had Oktoberfest starting on Hitler's birthday and they didn't know it. I paralyzed them with saying "Happy Hitler's Birthday!"

I've been kicked out of a restaurant. You know how some restaurants have a big lazy susan in the middle of the table (hey, I never said it was a classy restaurant) so you can move the food around to everyone? Ever wondered what happens if you start spinning that faster and faster? I don't need to wonder about that any more.

So what exactly happened? You said, "can I get some water please?" and they said, "GET OUT"? or were they like all whispery, "oh, I'm sorry we can't serve you goodbye goodbye"?

Hitler's birthday is April 20, same as mine - who does an Oktoberfest in April?

Timbers. It's decent. They do it twice a year.

I'm sober for three months, so people can't buy me drinks. And bimbo mixes a horrible drink and no one ever said that to her with an expression before.