Not sex though, there just isn't anyone worth having sex, yet. Try outs have begun with three people in the running.
Oh, and I'm faking a pregnancy so me and my friend can be twinsies, then I'm losing the belly for the neuroscience conference in October. It's going to be the most hysterical pregnancy ever.
Meet up! I'm getting a quad. Come crash.

How many for Commander's Palace? I'm making reservations on the 10th of July.

Back at the freaking hospital. This time somebody called an ambulance. WTF. How the hell am I getting back to the tow truck in time to get my car serviced.

In the hospital, dear? Hope you're OK!

I'm just advocating and spiritual counsel. My new roommate is going in for a CT scan right now. I bet my father has to operate. He better have started looking at videos when I left him an hour ago at his office.

I've been working hospitals and jail for a month. From perfectly sterile environments to totally unclean makes for really clogged pores, let me tell you.

I liked your comment about "quitting smoking and taking everyone with you". I had a co-worker who was the sweetest teddy-bear of a guy until he tried to quit smoking. Zero to asshole in 2.5 seconds.

I hope it goes well for you, ethylene.

And I hope your friend/roommate is well soon.