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09 April 2012
How Fast Do You Read? Warning: it's an ad for Staples but it seems to work anyway. Brief and amusing at any rate!→[More:]935 words a minute, yo. *bows*
I am very slow. My score was about 300, but I did poorly on the first set of comprehension questions, and perfectly on the second set, because I know my Alice.
396, or 42% faster than most people. I actually got in trouble by a seventh grade substitute teacher for reading fast. We had to do class work of reading a chapter, and when we were done, we were allowed to do homework for another class. I finished reading, then started on my homework. The substitute yanked my homework out from under me, scolding me for not reading the chapter. I told her I did read it/and a classmate informed her that I read fast. She opened the book to the chapter just read and proceeded to quiz me on it - I passed with flying colors. She quietly apologized, and gave me my homework back.
You read 940 words per minute.
That makes you 276% faster than the national average.
Okay I think I had an advantage cause I've read War of The Worlds before (the sample text I got) but My mom never believed me when I said I could read fast and always accused me of "skimming" things and not actually reading. Good to have some actual test to back up Yes, I Can Actually Read Really Quickly, Thank You.