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You see, it all comes down to the Russians. Our foreign possil... pocill... pallicy is all about the reds. When the Russias dissolved, our biggest emeny because the Chinese. Did I say because? I meant became. The Russians became the Chinese. And that's why...
I think my vibrator is broken. ON MY PHONE you jerks. Get your minds out of the gutter. I think it's broken, the vibrate mode. I will bet you ANY moneys that it don't work. Somebody call my phone! I will bet you it doesn't ring on vibrate.
Guys. Guys! Everyone stop. Who has seen my phone. Someone call my phone so we can find my phone. Only the vibrate doesn't work! GUYS! Everyone look for my phone! It's the one that doesn't vibrate!