That title could be mistaken for a Disney's Winnie the Pooh tie in, but all of the contenders pale in the shadow of the infinite glory that is:
"Mr Andoh's Pennine Diary: Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935 Hebden Bridge"
It's got everything, a subtle penis reference, the misleading use of "sexing", unfamiliar foreign names paired with a nationality (Japanese) that they don't seem to fit, a date from a past era that isn't all that interesting to most people, both words "Diary" and "Memoirs" for needless redundancy and a double dose of pretentiousness, and CHICKEN.

If he were still alive I'd nominate Lou Rawls to do the audio book of "Mr Andoh's Pennine Diary: Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935 Hebden Bridge"

There's always Lou Reed.

Hebden Bridge is now known as the Lesbian capital of the UK.

"Poo" is also the first part of my last name. So whenever I go to the doctor, or pick up a prescription, or really anywhere where they keep info in a file, the file or prescription always uses those three letters as the identifier. "Yes, that's my prescription, the one with POO on it, yes." *sigh* Can't anybody use 4 letters instead?