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You know, if MetaChat was the kind of site that had money, we'd be a Puppy Bowl sponsor. Our 30-second ad would have bunnies riding puppies through a battlefield of marauding kittens while an Adele song played and suddenly one of the bunnies would hop off its canine steed and land squarely on a landmine left over from the Bunny-Hedgehog war BLAM
and the bunny would explode like a piņata into a shower of farm-fresh veggies onto the innocent bystanders who thought they were here to audition for So You Think You Can Samba? but now they're being buried in garden produce and so there's only one decision to be made, NOM OR DIE.
I'd like the commercial to be directed by David Fincher, to capture the darkness of it all, but that'd depend on the budget.
Well, who needs David Fincher? You train those bunnies to ride puppies and I will do special effects. I'm sure Adele would gladly donate her music.
Someone grab a camera.